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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bewakoof
    Ek Akalmand Insaan ne Bewakoof se Pucha:

    Saari Duniya Tumhe
    Bewakoof Q Kehti Hai??
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    Niche Kiya Dekh Rahe ho?
    Jawab do...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Toofani Bacha
    Aunty:
    Beta Mummy Ghar pe hain kya??
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    Bacha Sprite Peete Hue:
    Aapki SETTING to Papa se hai na,
    Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain..;-p

    Sidhi Baat No Bakwas..;-)

    Oops ToofaNi BaCha ThA..:-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Taklif
    Doctor:
    Kiya Taklif hai?

    Patient:
    Sote Waqt SaaS ko lene me Taklif Hoti hai.

    Doctor:
    Aaj se Das Din tak
    Sote Waqt SaaS ko Nahi SaaLi ko le k So..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Same Rate
    EK LiTer PeTroL
    Aur
    EK BoTTLe Beer
    Ka SaMe
    Rate Ho GaYa Hai
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    "DoST"
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    AB FaiSLa AaPKa Hai
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    JHooM Lo..!
    Ya
    GHooM Lo...;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Se
    ARZ KIYA HAI.
    Zara Ghaur farmiye !
    haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
    Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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    Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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    Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
    TOH? ? ?
    Computer aur Mobile bech
    kar Radio lelo..
    Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Strange But True
    Strange But True..
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    Duniya Me Her Insaan Ka Alag
    Naam HAI..
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    Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz
    Lagate Hen..
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    "Abe Kaminey"
    Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat
    Kar Dekhte Hen..;-p

    Haahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena
    Kabhi Toot K Bikhro To
    Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena...

    "Dost"

    Hum Thora Bohat
    Welding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p

    (,")/
    <)( Switch On ker Choty..

    (",)>
    <)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Removing A Virus
    Once Computer Science Student,
    Washing his Hands with Dettol
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    After Removing A Virus From His System...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hearty Love
    Hearty Love:
    Piyar kabi na krna Pardesi Se,,
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    Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge,
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    Pyar krna Hamesha Padosi se
    roz khidki se darshan ho jyenge.

    Dekho khuli kya...;-p

    Hahahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Molvi
    .* Molvi Khutba dete huwe
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    Aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezen
    pehanti hain, itni bareek shalwaren pehanti hain k unki shameez tk nazar
    aati hai,
    Un ki tangen nazar aati hain,
    un ka jism nazar ata hai,
    un ki kamar wazay hoti hai.
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    Peeche se awaz aai:’ Abay Molvi Jamat
    Khari karwa,
    Mahol na bna..!:P:D


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
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