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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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ENGINEER's wife
ENGINEER's wife :
"How Am I looking today?"
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Engineer: tan c/sin c
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wife: huh?
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Engineer: tan c/sin c
= (sin c/cos c(/sin C
=1/cos c
=sec c...
Naughty ENGINEER..!!
Dimagh Ki Watt Laga Di..;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Most Embarrassing Moment
The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl,,
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Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne BoyFriend Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho
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Aur Jese Hi Uske “BF” Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe
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“Ye Idiot Sa Kaun Hai"...;-p
Hahahha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Ek Murghi Market Gai
Ek Murghi Market Gai aur Kaha:
"Ek Anda Dena"
Salesman: Tum Anda Khud Q Nahi Deti??
Mrghi:
Mere Husband ny Kaha Hai,
Janu 7 Rupee k liye
Apna Figure Mat Kharab Kero Tum...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Ek Ladki Interview dene gai
Ek Ladki Interview dene gai..
Boss: Batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hote hain...??
Ladki : Bike !
Boss: Nahi, HOnda Bike ;)
ChAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hote hain...??
Ladki : Car !
Boss : Nahi, Toyota Car..;D
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Ladki: Chal ab Tu Mere Sawal ka Jawab de..:@
"Wo konsi cheez hai jo
dikhne me White hai aur Beech mai kaala anda hai..??"
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Boss: hehehe !! Aankh
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Ladki: Nahi Saale,
Teri MAA ki Aankh..;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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SAVE WATER
Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To
As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
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"SAVE WATER!
SAVE WATER!
SHARE SHOWER WITH
NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER"... ;-p
Hahahha
By:
Naila Soomro
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1 Din Pappu ne Aag
1 Din Pathan ne Aag Bujhaane k liye
Phoonk maari to uska Paad nikal gaya!
Jab doosri baar Phoonk maari to,
Phir se Paad nikal gaya!
Pathan Ghusse me Ghoomkar Bola:
"Le Tu hi Bujha Le"...;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Love letters
Pappu:
I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Banty:
Then what happenned ?
Pappu:
She Married the "Postman"..:-(
Hahahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Mehnat Ya Mazaa
Ameer Admi ny Ghareeb Admi se Pucha:
"Batao S*X Mehnat hai Ya phir Mazaa"??
Ghareeb Admi:
"Janab Maza Hi Hoga,
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Mehnat Hoti To Wo Bhi Aap
Hum Hi Se Kerwatay"..;-p ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Ziyada Pareshan
Jagjeet Singh ga rahe the:
"ye Daulat bhi le lo,
ye shohrat bhi le lo..
Ek Sardar Ny Un k pass ja ker Kaha:
"O G, Me to Aap se ziyada Pareshan hun,
Meri to Aurat bhi le lo"...;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Tum Bewaqoof Ho
Agar koi Tumhare paas aye or kahe:
"Tum Bewaqoof Ho"
To koi Lamha zaya mat kerna,
Us ko Gardan se pakerna or kehna:
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Kisi Aur Ko Bataya To
Teri Khair Nahi...;-p
Hahahha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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