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Classic Chhitrol



Classic Chhitrol..

1 Admi Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya
.
Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hen,
.
Wo Stage Pe Gya Aur Bola:
.
"Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai,
Wo Idher Ek Side Me Aa Jaayen."
.
10-15 Log AaGye Ek Taraf.
.
Phir Usne Bola:
"Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hen,
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jayen."
.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
.
Ab Usne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (Ladki wale plus Ladke wale)
ko Maar Maar k Bhagaya aur kaha:
.
"Ye Birthday Party hai, Haraamkhoro" ;-)

Hahahha



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