Machar Maarne Ka Tariqa
Machar Maarne Ka Sabse Aasan Tariqa.:
Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture Machar ko den,
Mixture khate hi wo pani ki talash me niklega.
Jese hi wo water tank k paas jaye use dhaka de do,
Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye Aag k paas jayega.
Usi Waqt Aap Aag me Bomb Phenk den,
Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital me admit ho jayega,
Wahan aap simply uska Oxygen mask utar den.
Machar Mar jayega.. ;-p ;-)
Hahahha
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