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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Safaai
Judge: Tum Apni Safaai Me Kiya Kehna Chahty Ho??
Chor: Janab Meri Safaai Ka Haal Bohat Hi Bura Hai.
Me Jail Me 6 Mahiny Se Band Tha,
Na Nahaya Na Dhoya..
Is Liye Apni Safaai Me Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.. :-)
Hhahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Love Letter
Chuhon Ki Foj Talwaren Le Ker Bhaag Rahi Thi..
Shair Ny Pucha:
Kahan Bhaag Rahy Ho??
Chuha: Hathi Ki Beti Ko
Kisi Ny "Love Letter" Bheja Hai,,
Aur
Naam Hamara Aaraha Hai,
Khuda Ki Qasam! Lashen Bicha Dengay.. :-)
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Meri Bivi
Admi Molvi Se:
Molana Sahab Meri Bivi
Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun??
Molvi Jaldi Se Boly:
2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)
By:
Haya Ali
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Tera Behnoi
Ek Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai:
"Behan Roti De Do Bhook Lagi Hai"
Ghar Se Aawaz Aai:
"Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hai,
Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai"
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Faqeer Ny Kaha:
Bhai Andar Q Bethy Ho?
Bahar Aao Dono Mil Ker Aawaz Lagaty Hen,
Allah Karam Kary Ga.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Face Book Tera Shukriya
Jab Se Pakistan Me
"Facebook" Aaya hai,,
Bohat sari Changes Hui hen.
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1- Sarkon Pe Jhagra Band Ho Gaya,
Ab Pages Pe Gali Galoch Hoti hai..
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2- Couples Garden Chorr k
FB Inbox Me Milte hen,
And Smiles Kisses Replaced by
Emotions..
Muwaahhh
Ha ha he..
Lolz Lmao etc.!
.?
3- Ab Politcals Social Issues
facebook Pe Aagaye..
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4- Ladke Ab Nukkad Pe Nahi,
Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hen..?
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JAI HO FACEBOOK :-D
Padhega Pakistan,
Tab He To Badhega Pakistan. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Larki Agar Sath Ho
Larki Agar Sath Ho To
HOTEL KA BILL..
Larki Agar Door Ho To
PHONE KA BILL..
Aur Agar Larki Chhor Ker Chali Gai Ho To
SHARAB KA BILL..
Is Liye Na Lagao Dil,
Na Aaye Ga Bill.. :-)
Hhahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Bivi Mobile Hai
Bivi Mobile Hai To
Shoher Sim Card..
Dono Mile to Huwa Recharge..
Beta Huwa to Incoming,
Beti Huwi to Outgoing..
Agar Twins Huwe to Bonus talktime..
kuch na Huwa to Network Problem.. :-)
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Guarantee
Admi Dukandar Se:
Is Underwear Ki Kiya Guarantee Hai??
Dukandar: Janab Aap 10ve Manzil Se
Chhalang Lagaen,
Aap Ki Gaa*d Phat Jaye Gi,
Magar Ye Nahi Phaty Ga.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Daant Me Keera
Ek Admi K Daant Me Keera Lag Gaya..
Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..
Doctor: Aap 4 Din Sirf Doodh Biscuit Khao,
Aur 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo..
Admi Ny Aisa Hi Kiya..
5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya To
Keera Bahar Nikal Ker Bola:
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"Saaly Aaj Biscuit Khana Bhool Gaya Hai Kiya??"
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Dear Keh Ker
Pintu: Papa Kiya Hamary Pados Waly
Uncle Ka Naam "Dear" Hai??
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Papa: Nahi Beta, Per
Aap Q Puch Rahy Ho.??
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Pintu: QK Jab Aap Ghar Per
Nahi Hoty To Mummy Unhen
"Dear" Keh Ker Bulati Hen.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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