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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Love Marriage
    Teacher:
    Why Love Marriage Is
    Better Than Arrange Marriage.??

    Girl:
    Bcoz Ek Jana Pehchana Ullu
    Ek Anjany Gadhay Se Behtar Hota Hai.. :-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Imtehan
    Pichli Baar Jin Logon Ny
    Film "Gajni" Dekh Ker
    Sar Mundwa Liye Thy,,

    Un K Liye
    Film "PK"
    Kisi Imtehan Se Kam Nahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fashion Of New Generation
    Fashion Of New Generation..

    3 Saal K Bachay Ny Apni Mamma Se Kaha:
    .
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    "Mamma Pamper Thora Neechy Bandhna,
    Dashing Look Ata Hai.." :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dawa & Daru
    Teacher: Tell Me What's Different
    Between Dawa & Daru..??

    Pappu: Dawa Is Like A Girlfriend,
    That Comes With Expiry Date..

    &
    Daru Is Like A Wife,
    Jitni Purani Ho Utna Hi
    Sir Charh Ker Boly Gi.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Swimming Pool
    Swimming Pools In Summer Season,,

    25% Chlorine

    And

    75% Urine.. :-D ;-p

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty
    Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.??

    Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty..

    Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai
    Aur
    Shadi K Baadi Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Faraz v/s Ghalib
    Faraz v/s Ghalib..

    Faraz:
    "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai
    Wo To Khily Ga,,
    Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass
    Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"

    Ghalib:
    "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak
    K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,,
    Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To
    Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Honey Singh Ka Gana
    Dost: Yaar Tu Itni Jaldi Kese Uth Jata Hai.??

    Pappu: Yaar Me Ny To "Honey Singh" Ka
    Vol-1 Apny Mobile Me Ring Tone Per Set Ker Liya Hai.
    .
    Is Se Pehly K Wo
    Sahi Se Bajna Start Ho,
    Me Khud Hi Uth Jata Hun.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Me Moti Ho Gai
    Wife:
    Agar Me Moti Ho Gai To
    Tab Bhi Kiya Tum Mujh Se
    Itna Hi Piyar Kero Gy.??

    Husband:
    Hergiz Nahi.
    Me Ny Sirf Sukh Dukh Me
    Sath Nibhany Ka Wada Kiya Tha.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dusra Rasta
    Larki: Maa Tum Ny Kaha Tha K
    Mard K Dil Me Jany Ka Rasta
    Aankhon Se Ho Ker Jata Hai..?

    Maa: Haan Beta.

    Larki: Magar Mujhy Ek Larky Ny
    Kal "Dusra Rasta" Bhi Dikha Diya Hai.. :-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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