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Main shaadi nhi karonga!



Son: Main shaadi nhi karonga!

Baap: Q puttar?

Son: Poora gaon meri mangetar ko taxi kehta hy..

Baap: O puttar chota sa tu gaon hy kitni chali hogi..



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