Ankhein theek hogayeen.
Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre
pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre
utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI
kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane
gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?
Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)
larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi
pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU
ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri
Ankhein theek hogayeen.
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