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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Shahrukh n ur GF
    Hello G
    Me Shahrukh Khan bol rha hu
    Ap ke Girlfrnd mere samne beithy
    Hy,wo both acha khail kheel rhe
    Hy
    Ab agli awaz ap ke girlfrnd ke ho ge:
    Bachao
    Bachao
    Bachao.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • agr koe nya frnd mile
    If u find cute frnd
    .
    Hold him with both hands
    Bcoz
    A good frnd is hard to find
    SO hold him very very tight
    Ok
    OK
    .
    .
    .
    oh ho
    ab muje choor bhe do na.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Jin aur Indian
    Ek Jahaz me American, Chinies, Indian aur JIN Safar kr rhe the:

    Jin: Tum Jahaz se bahar kuch B phenko me zameen pr girne se Pehle utha lao ga.

    American ne gold chain phenki
    JIN 1 minute me pakar lya

    Chinies ne RADIO phenka
    JIN 1 minute me pakar lya

    Indian ne Shalwar uttar
    K
    Poooooon
    Mara ur bola
    Ja ab ye le k aa.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Maal Gaari
    Jis train mein jawan jawan
    Khobsurat larkya ja rhe ho
    Us Train ko kya khe ge
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    MAAL GARI.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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    Easy Instalmnt
    With Insurnc
    With Tracker
    Shadi Finance Scheme
    "BV on Lease"
    ek call pr BV Hazir
    Also
    "Purani de jao new le jao"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Beti ya Biwi
    Profesor:
    Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

    Student:
    Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai.
    Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Aik GADHA tha
    Aik GADHA tha,


    Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

    Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,


    Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..


    Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • 14 larkyan
    Najoomi:
    Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

    Boy: Oh Yes... What a life!"


    Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.

    1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Qyamat ke 5 Nshanya
    QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA

    IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga

    Load shading khatam ho jae ge

    NEW dam bne ge

    India mein Pakistni movies Lge ge

    Pakstan dubara world cup Jete ga.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Karzai
    Pakistan & Afghanistan
    Mein kya difference hy..?
    .
    .
    .
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    Afghan ka president KARZAI
    Ur
    Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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