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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Meri to har sans par
    A girl: Meri to har sans par larka marta hy.


    2nd Girl: Tu acha Tooth Paste use kya kar.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pyar b ajab shay he
    Pyar b ajab shay he

    Maa se ho to Ebadat
    Baap se ho to Muqadas
    Bhai se ho to Aqidat
    Behen se ho to Farz
    &
    Bivi se ho to
    sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM HAI:-(


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Card send karna...
    Mere paas balance nahi hai, Please ek card send karna...





    1 girl apny boy friend se keh rahi thi...
    Tumhary paseenay kyon choot rahy hain?


  By: HamariWeb   Send To Mobile
  • Judge mujrim se:
    Judge mujrim se: Batao tumhari akhri khuwahish kya hai?

    Mujrim: Aik mobile nokia N73.

    5 karror rupey

    Aap ki beti se shaadi

    USA ka visa

    2 Saal ka honeymoon

    6-7 bachey jo aap ko nana nana kahein

    Aur mujhe papa papa

    Un ki shaadi karwa doon

    Phir us ke baad aap ko jo faisla karein ge

    Mujhe manzoor ho ga...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Deedar...
    Aaj Deedar

    Kal Yaar

    Parso Pyar

    Phir Ikraar

    Phir Intezar

    Phir Takraar

    Phir Daraar

    Phir Mehnat bekar

    Larki kisi aur k Saath Faraar

    Shit Yaar.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Dil dola...
    Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola,
    Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola,
    dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

    Arrey chakkar aa gaya.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Breaking News:
    Breaking News:

    American President Obama ka kehna hai k

    Aaj k baad America Pakistan k khilaaf koi saazish nahi karega.

    Kyon k Asif Ali Zardari per humain mukammal Aitmaad hai.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Brothers and Sisters
    Pakistani Boy: Mere 4 bhai & 6 Behnain hain, Tere kitny hain?

    American Boy: Mere bhai behan nahi, par Pehli Mummi se 4 Papa, aur Pehle Papa se 5 Mummi hain. :-P


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • 3 makhlooq hein jin ki garden nahi hoti?
    Ek Wagon waly ne Truck waly se pucha:
    Tumary Truck ka abhi tak rishta nehi hua hai?

    Truck wala: Ek baar rishta aaya tha, lekin mere Truck k Dashboard se Coach ki photo nikal aayi thi.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hein?
    Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hein?

    Boy: Long drive per!!

    Girl: Pehle kiu nahi bataya?

    Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab Break nahi laga...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
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