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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 2 Plate Biryani aur Salad
    Shadi main Munna apny Papa se: Papa khana kab khaengay?

    Papa: Dear Dulha Dulhan aayengay, Paison(Rs) ka Lifafa den gay, phir khana khaengay.

    Munna Bhag k gaya Stage pe aur Dulhay se kehne laga: Ye lo Rs.100 2 Plate Biryani aur Salad k Paise kaat lo.


  By: gulwashey   Send To Mobile
  • Husband & Wife Men Jhagra
    Husband & Wife Men Jhagra Hua Tou Wife Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia:
    "MAIN AAP K HAAN AA RAHI HON, MERA UN SEJHAGRA HO GAYA"

    Maa Ny Kaha: "USAY APNE KIYE KI SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
    TUM WAHIN THEHRO MAIN TUMHARY HAAN AA RAHI HOON ..."


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • 5th law
    Newton's 5th law:
    "Dunya gol hai"
    proof:
    Chuha billi se darta hai, billi kuttay se, kuta aadmi se, aadmi BV se aur BV chuhay se!
    Hence Proved.
    "Dunya gol hai":-/


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Behan bana Lo
    Neend ki goli kha Lo acha rahe ga,

    Sochon se jaan churra Lo acha rahe ga,

    Bachi to Tum Se PHANSTI Nahi koi,

    Sub Larkiyon ko Behan bana Lo acha rahe ga.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Meri yaad aaye to
    Agar meri yaad aaye to:
    Subah utho,
    Brush karo,
    Nahao,
    Meri photo k aage haath jor kar zor-zor se gaoo
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    TUJHE BHOOL JANA JAANA MUMKIN NAHIN. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Buzdil papa
    Mere papa bohat buzdil hain.

    Wo jb bhi Road Cross krte hy,
    To mera hath pakr lete hy,
    Aur kehte
    hy
    "Chorna Mat"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ek aadmee tha us
    Ek aadmee tha us ka aik beta tha,
    Wo jo us ka beta tha,
    Wo us ki biwi se tha,
    Aur us ki biwi us larki ki maa thi,
    Aur wo larka un donoon ka beta tha,
    Aur wo jo beta tha na wo beta tha,
    Yaar kya broblem hai sab ke bete hote hain kisi ko nahi maloom jo sms parh rahe ho.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ching Chang mui tung
    Ching Chang mui tung

    Po shung mao

    min chu cha ping

    ting chao, hung fang

    wang hu sha, ding sue ching


    Kafi dheet ho, Samajh nahi aaraha hai,
    Phir bhi parhty ja rahy ho.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • It's 2 Much Yaar
    Ap Ne DIL Churaya HUM Khamosh Rahe

    Ap Ne NEEND Churai HUM Khamosh Rahe

    Ap Ne HASSI Churai HUM Khamosh Rahe

    BUT It's 2 Much Yaar

    MASJID K LOTAY WAPIS KARO;-)


  By: Danish   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalat Bus Main Beth Gaya
    Ek Sharabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha:

    Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho.

    Sharabi Chillaya:

    Roko roko men Ghalat Bus Main Beth Gaya hon. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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