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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Memon At Petrol Pump
    Memon At Petrol Pump

    Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

    Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
    K Kahan Jana Hai?

    Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
    To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...


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  • Hamari Govt ne pehle
    Hamari Govt ne pehle Petrol barhaya,

    Phir Aata

    Chawal

    Milk
    Yahan tak k Kiraya bhi barha diya.

    Ab Govt k samajh main nahi aaraha tha k kya barhaen.

    Kaminon ne ek Ghanta barha diya.


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  • G karda bai, G karda 

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       /"/   G krda
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    Tenu kol bthava g krda
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    Ab kia pura song wid movie dekhna hai.
    Chalo apna kam karo.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ghareeb Aadmi
    Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia
    !





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    3 rupay may 500 sms.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • EID MUBARAK to you
    EID MUBARAK to you and all your Family.




    Ap Soch Rhe ho ge k Eid to nai hai lekin

    Hamara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata hai Samjho UsKi Eid ho hi jati hai.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Kya khana?
    Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,

    Aur phir mei aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?



    Pata hai?




    Kya khana?




    Nahi






    KHABEES....


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • How woman calls
    How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
    Year 1.Janu
    Year 2.O G.
    Year 3.Sunte ho?
    Year 4.O bunty k pappa
    Year 5.Kahan mar gaye?
    Year 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


  By: asif awan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ji At Interview
    Eik sardar interview danay gaya us say poocha gaya wt mean of MBBS
    Sardar Said:

    M= Mian
    B= Bevi
    B= Bachon
    S= Samate.


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  • Pagal khana
    1 Pagal khane me bohat sary Pagal nach rahe thy,
    In me 1 pagal khamosh betha tha,

    Dr ny poocha,
    Tum q khamosh bethy ho?
    Pagal ny kaha:

    Bewaquf mai 'Dulhan' hon..!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Usne kaha tha k 4
    Usne kaha tha k 4 bajay Date pe aaongi Faraz!!!!






    Magar ye to bataya he nahi k Naya Time, ya Purana Time.... :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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