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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Memon apne Bachy Ko
    Memon apne Bachy Ko mar rha tha,
    Us K Dost ne pocha, q mar rahy ho?

    Memon: yar ye toilet jana chata he.
    Dost:to Kya hoa, jane do.

    Memon:Nai yar,isy phr Bhook lag jye gi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Advanced bacha
    Ek bacha paida hote he Nurse se bola mobile hy?


    Nusre: Hai lekin kya krna hai?


    Bacha: Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms krna hy
    k khariat se pohanch gya hon.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Door ka Nazar nai
    Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
    Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?

    Mareez: Chand.
    Doctor: Aby is say dhoor kia Farishtay dekhay ga?


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Har shaam charaghon
    Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi hai,
    Shart humne hawaon se laga rakhi hai,

    Na jane kis taraf se tum aajao,
    Is liye har Taraf MORTEIN COiL jala rakhi hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • 2 peepal ke peirh
    Agar 2 peepal ke Pairh(Tree) Ek rassi se
    bandh dye jayen tu us Rassi ko kya kaha jaega?


    Think

    .



    Haar mani?



    ok


    NOKIA


    Connecting PEE-PAL. ;-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ye hai Basanti 

        <('.')>
          /"/
        ./"L

    Ye hai Basanti
    Film SH0LAY ki


    Ab Ye Nachy Gi


    Nachi kya?


    Nahi?


    Ab Nachi?


    Nahi naachay gi pagal..


    Yaad nahi Dharminder ne kya kaha tha!
    "Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Assalam U Alaykum
    Assalam U Alaykum
    Kya hal hain?
    Yar 1 number hai plz is par call kar k pata karo k kon hai...
    Plz
    Number yeh hai.


    ?
    15
    Please kar dena mera ye kaam. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Jo mujhe bhool jai
    DUA

    Jo mujhe bhool jai
    Uska mobile toot jai
    Charger jal jai
    Uski sim block ho jai
    Miscall kare to receive ho jai
    Card load kare to balnce hi na Aaye.
    Aameen.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Father with his son
    (In year 2020)

    Father with his son at main gate of
    Gaddafi stadium: Beta hmare zmany
    me yehan match hua krty thy


    Beta: Acha Abbu tab sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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