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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aquarium main 2 fishes
    Aquarium main 2 fishes teir rahi hain.
    Ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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    Jo teir raha hai wo Nurr..
    Jo teir rahi hai wo Mada..!


  By: Parveen Shakir   Send To Mobile
  • Dil ki Bemari
    Aj Newspaper me parha k doston ko SmS krny sy dil ki bemari ho skti hy.


    To phir aj sy BAND


    SmS?



    Ary nhe Baba!





    NEWSPAPER.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Singer murdy
    Farishta Ek Singer murdy se: Main hisab lene aaya hoon
    Murda: Aae ho meri zindgi mein Tum bahar ban k

    Farishta: Hisab shuru
    Murda: Poochho zara poochho mujhe kya hua hai

    Farishta: Allah ko yaad kiya kabi?
    Murda: Kabi bhoola kabi yaad kiya

    Farishta: Kya Tum Allah se darte ho?
    Murda: Pyar kiya to darna kya.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi ne apnay
    Ek Aadmi apnay gher fone kr k nokar say kehta hay k Begum sahiba ko bulao.
    Nokar: Begum sahiba to sahib g k sath kmray me hain.

    Aadmi: Lekin me to office me hu. Tum aisa kro un dono ko goli mar do
    Nokar: ok.

    G sir mar aya.ab lashon ka kia kru?
    Aadmi: Dono ko gher k pechay jo swimming pool hay whan phenk do
    Nokar: Per sir hmaray gher me to koi swimming hay hi nai.

    Aadmi: Oh acha?


    Sorry wrong number.....


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • teacher teaching
    A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

    If x=y & y=z then
    it means x=z.

    Give an exmple.

    STUDENT:
    Sir,
    i Love u & u love ur daughter,
    it means i love ur daughter...!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Agr Apko koi pareshani
    Agr Apko koi pareshani hai,

    Agr Aap udas ho agr Aap khush nahi reh paaty tu jan lo k ap k andr 1 Bohat Bari Vitamin ki kami hai
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    VITAMIN "ME" ;-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Naam Likh De
    Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
    har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
    agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
    To us pe Asif Zardari ka naam likh de


  By: Aurang Zaib   Send To Mobile
  • Hoon Mein Doctor
    Hoon mein doctor jahan,
    Meri wife hai nurse wahan,
    Ye kaisa zulm sehana parh raha hai,
    Mujhe wife ko sister kehna parh raha hai.


  By: Aurang Zaib   Send To Mobile
  • Zindagi Se To Maut Achi
    Ek admi Ne Tang Aa K Kaha
    "Is Zindagi Se To Maut Achi Hai"


    Ek Dam Farishta Aya Or Kehne Laga K Mein Tum Ko Lene Aya Ho..


    Admi:Lo Ab Insan Mazak Bhi Na kary..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Larke wale
    Larkay Waley: Hum ko larki pasnd hai Shadi kb karni hai?

    Larki Waley: Abi to larki perh rahi hai.



    Larkay Waley:
    Hamara beta kya Bandar hai jo kitabain phaar dega?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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