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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Main School Nahi Jaongi
    Laddki apni Daadi se: Main school nahi jaaungi. Raste mein laddke chheddte hain.


    DAADI: Bahaane mat bana school ja, main bhi usi raaste se roj bazaar jaati hoon, Mujhe to koi nahi chheddta.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Jo jo Raat ka Khana nahi
    Memon apne bachon se: Jo jo raat ka khana nahi khaaye ga usay 10 rupay milen ge.

    Sub bachay 10, 10 rupay ley kar so gaye....

    Subha uth kar memon bola:

    Jo 10 rupay de ga us ko nashta mile ga.


  By: Wajahat Karim   Send To Mobile
  • Ek bacha Khait main
    Ek bacha khait (field) main Gaajar (carrots) nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha.


    Thak ker bola: Aap ne ye sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay???


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Mera dost Last Stage per hai
    Plz Plz Plz!

    Mere Dost K Ley Dua Karain, Woh Last Stage Pe Hai,

    Sub Ne Jawab De Diya Hai,

    Plz Subko yeh Sms Forward Karain,

    Aapki Dua Uski Madad Kar Sakti Hai,

    By The Way Woh IGI 2 K Last Stage Pe Hai...


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Say No to ZONG!!!
    Attention Please!!!

    Aapse request hai k ZONG ka network use na karen.

    Aur na he apni SIM ZONG main CONVERT karwaen.

    Kyon k
    ZONG walon ne ek bohat bara dhoka diya hai Pakistani Awam ko.

    Unhon ne apni Advertisement main jitni bhi larkiyon k number bataye hain,
    Sab Band hain. :(

    Forward this Please.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Himesh Reshammiya ka Kutta
    Himesh Reshammiya ka Kutta ghar se Bhag gaya:

    Dosray kutton ne pucha: Tu bhaga kyon?


    Kutta: Sala raat ko ganay ki practice khud karta hai.


    Subah log mujhe maartay hain...


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Dozakh ka Rasta
    Ek sharabi sharab pee kr bus main charh gya
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Beta tum DOZAKH k raste pr jaa rhe ho
    .
    Sharabi
    “OY roko roko Bus roko main ghalat bus
    main suwar ho gya”


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Story of 2009
    Stories of 2009

    Ek kutte ko haddi mili
    Kutta haddi le k ja raha tha.

    Kutte ne pani me apna aqs dekha
    K Achanak koi gun point pr us
    Se haddi le gaya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Naik Aanda
    Murgee k naik aande:

    1st Anda namazi tha
    2nd Anda Talawat krta tha
    3rd Anda Mufti tha
    4th Anda Hafiz tha
    5th Anda Khudkash hamlawar tha,

    Phat gaya aur sab ko Janat me le gya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Ghalti thi
    It is my fault
    Ye sab mere ghalti hai
    Me ne hi Michale Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

    "I don't love U"

    Muje kya pata tha k wo bechara ye baat dil pe le jayega.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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