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Pakistan Budget 2010



Budget 2010

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareeday ga, usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.
Aur

Petrol Free Dikhaya jayega..

Ary Wah...



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