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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Taang kaatni paray gi
    Doctor to Memon Child's Father: Humain afsos hai k aap ke bachay ki taang katni paray gi...

    Memon: Doctor sahab aapne pehle batana tha na.

    Main isay nai jootiyan he nahi dilwata...


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Imran hashmi
    Imran hashmi jab mar jaega to uski kabar pe kya likha hoga,

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    "SAALA PEHLI Bar Akela soya hai:-D".


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
    Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?

    Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.


    Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?

    Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • any guess?
    What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab Ho Gai ho??



    Any guess?




    Nahi pata?




    Simple !





    UMAR GUL..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Quaid-e-Azam n Gandhi
    Gandhi said: Agar aap ko koi aik thapar mary tu aap apna dosar gal 1 aur thapar khany kae liy agy kar do.

    But QUAID E AZAM said: If some 1 slaps u first time, it is his mistake, but if he slaps u 2nd time, now it is ur mistake.

    That's the diffrnce b/w our QUAID & Gandhi.

    Spread it to all Pakistanis..


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • 4 Dfa Insurance
    Major Rohail
    “Insurance wala ne kha ye insurance sirf
    Husbnd wife k lye hai
    Ab main 4 dfa insurance k lye
    4 B.Vyan kha se laon”
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    Anti Misba
    “Main to 16 dfa krva bhi aai”


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • 35 din baad
    Aaj se 35 din baad:

    Main khusheyan mnao ga
    Nachon ga
    Gao ga
    Dance karo ga
    Dua mangon ga
    Enjoy kro ga

    Kyu?

    Meri shadi hai?
    Nhi mere Aziz
    14th Augast 2009 hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Dashatghard Hain
    Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.

    Obama: Kyun?

    Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
    ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan
    Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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    Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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    Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
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