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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Hoshiyar China
    China har cheez ka sasta duplicate
    Bana raha hy
    Mobile
    Bike
    Toys
    Kpre
    Computer
    M.B.B.S Doctr bhi
    Agr China itna he hoshiyar hy
    To
    PETROL & AATA bna k dekhae.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • KhudKush SMS
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    ??DHUZZ??



    Shukar kro bach gae ho

    KhudKush SMS tha.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Phool Mein Phool
    Phool Mein Phool,

    Phool Jama Phool,

    Phool Daar Phool,

    Phool Hun Phool.

    Ab is SMS KO ~ 'PHOOL' ~ K Baghair Parho

    Dekhna Tumhara Naam aaega.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Qabar Main Do Aadmi
    1 shakhs Qabristan se guzar raha tha k Achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi, jis pe likha tha "IMANDAR WAQEEL"

    Usne 2,3 martaba padha, or bohat hairan hua:

    Phir bola:
    .

    .

    "Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 Aadmi dafan kar diye hain"


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhe Per Bharosa Nahi Hai
    Nokar: Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
    Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

    Maalik: Had ho gai hai tijori ki
    chabiyan maze per padi reti hein.

    Nokar: Un mein se ek bhi chabi
    tijori ko nahi lagti.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Machchar ka Bacha
    Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa:

    Jab woh wapis aaya to us k baap ne Poocha: "Kaisa Laga Urr k?"

    Machar Bola: " Bohat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bohat Khushi hui sab log Taalian Bajatay Hain."


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Thak gaye kya?
    "Mujhe Dhundo"





    Thak gaye kya?

    NAHI

    To phir dhundo




    "CHHORO YAAR"



    Hum dilon me rehte hain Mobile me nhi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Memon Chicken Piece
    Ek Memon chicken piece kha raha tha k Kutta plate se utha kar bhag gaya:

    Memon bohat door tak kuttay k peechey bhaga phir thak kar beth gaya.. Aur Dono haath utha kar bola:


    Ya Allah! Is khairaat ka sawaab mere marhoom abba ko pohncha day...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Apni Girlfriend k Sath
    Reply is Must!

    Sawal..

    Agar aap apni Girlfriend k saath kisi 5 Star hotel main date maar rahy hain, Romantic mahool ho aur aapke ilawa aur bhi young couples date maar rahy hain.

    Aapke hath main apni gf ka hath ho.

    Achanak

    Aapki gf.


    Zoor daar Awaaz main

    PAAD Maar de to aapki kya Feelings hongi???

    Hans mat beghairat Answer de.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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