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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Jab se Tumhari Dosti
    Jab se Tumhari Dosti Hui Hai.

    Mujhe Ehsaas Hua Hai K

    Aapki Qeemat Laakhon Main Hai...

    Agar Bura Na Maanen To...

    Aapko Bech Don?


    Mujhe ALTO Khareedni Hai Plz.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Faqeer 1 ghar k pass
    1 Faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha:

    "Baba anda v kha lenda aey"

    "Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"

    "Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"

    "Baba burger v kha lenda aey"

    "Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"


    Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :

    Baba "Chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...


  By: Abdul Ahad   Send To Mobile
  • What is R.K.B.M.A?
    Papa: Beti "B.Sc" K Baad Kya Karo gi?

    Beti: R.K.B.M.A Karongi.

    Papa: What is R.K.B.M.A?

    Beti: Rehan Ki Banhon Main Aaram...

    Uff Ye Larkiyan Bhi Na...


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Who Is Gadha?
    Ustaad Shagird Se: Jo Doosray ko Apni Baat Samjha Na Sakay Woh Gadha Hota Hai...


    Shagird: Sir Main Samjha nahi..... :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile


  By: Shani Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Best Gifts to be Given
    The Best Gift to be Given

    To a Friend:
    Honesty

    To an Enemy:
    Forgiveness

    To Parents:
    Gratefulness

    To Allah:
    Ur Life

    To Me:
    Nokia N.97,
    Sony Laptop, BMW etc etc. :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Budhay Ka Check Up
    Ek Buddha Apna Check Up Karwany Gaya:

    Budha: Mjhe Sunai Nahi Deta.
    Doctor: Aapki umer kitni hai?

    Buddha: 90 Saal.
    Doctor: Aap ja sakte hain, Aap ne pehle he bohat kuch sun lia hai.


  By: BHEESHAM KHATRI   Send To Mobile
  • Pak-India Border pe Anda
    Ek Murghi ne Pak-India Border pe Anda Diya.
    Dono Mulk Ek Anday k Liye Larny Lagy.

    Faisla Ye Hua k Kon Dosray Mulk ki Ziyada Larkiyon ko Kiss Karega, Phir Baat Tay Hogi..

    Pehle Pakistani India Gaye.
    Aur 20000 Larkiyon ko Kiss Kya.

    Indians Excited Ho K:
    Ab Hamari Baari.

    Pakistani: Choro Yaar Tum Anda Rakh Lo... :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Kameeny
    Kameeny

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    Kareena Kapur ki nai Film ka naam hai
    Zaror Dekhna.


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Insaan Nahi Marta
    Wo kon si 2 Jagah hai Jahan Insaan nahi marta?

    Socho?


    Socho?



    Socho?


    Nahi pata na Main btata hon
    No 1 - Jannat
    Aur
    No 2 - Star Plus


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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