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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Friends and Lion
    Two Friends saw a lion:

    1st climb up the tree
    2nd lay down to Play "Dead"
    Lion came to him and said
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    .
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    "Na bacha Na ab ye film purani ho chuki hai"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi k Jhagray
    Shadi k Dosrey din:

    Bubbli: Ammi aaj meri ur unki larai ho gai.

    Anti Misba: Beta shadi me jhagry tu hoty hen.

    Bubbli: Wo to theek hai per ab Laash ka kya karen?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • 7 Saal k Bachay ka Proposal
    Ek Cute se 7 Saal k Bachay ka Cute si 6 Saal ki Bachi ko Propose karne ka Style:

    Boy: Oye Tum melay shath shadi talo di?
    Girl: Nai.

    Boy: Pleesh!
    Girl: Nai Na!

    Boy: Alay Maan Jao Na Pleesh! Main Tumto SLANTY Le Tal Don Da,
    Girl: Nai Maine Ice-Cleem Khani Hai.

    Boy: Chal Gandi Bhooki.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Mehngi Cheez le Kar do
    Wife (Bohat Pyaar Se): Sunye! Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez le kar den na...


    Husband: Chalo Tum Tayyar Ho jao.

    Hum Aata Lenay Chaltay Hain.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Ghurbat
    Height of Ghurbat:

    Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba...


    Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Live Concert at SKY
    Live Concert at SKY...


    * DANCE by
    Michael Jackson

    * SINGERS
    Noor Jahan
    Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan

    * Poetry by
    Ahmed Faraz



    Free Ticket Lene k liye
    Neti Jetti K Pull se Jump karen. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Walk on you OWN PATH
    Walk on you OWN PATH.

    Love in your OWN WAY.

    Talk in your OWN WORDS.

    Do what your Heart says.

    and One Day.

    The World will say...

    Dheet hai Bhai, Kisi ki nahi Sunta... :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Larki k Gaal par Gulaab
    Larki k Gaal par Gulaab marny ka Response:

    English Girl: You are too naughty sweet heart!

    Urdu Girl: Nahi karo na Jaan!

    Memon Girl: Insan jo Bacho Bani Win, Kutte jo Bacho naban.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Zindagi k 4 Behreen Usool
    Zindagi k 4 Behreen Usool:

    1. Kisi Dost k Phadday main jao aur samnay wali nafri ziyada to ho apny dost ko he peet do.

    2. Agar kisi ka Kuch Bigaar nahi sakty to us per Thook Phaink k Bhag jao.

    3. Kabhi pitne lago to samny waly ko Bhai Bana lo.

    4. Shair Sirf apny ghar k samny ban k ghomo...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • T20 Final ki Raat
    T20 Final ki raat hamaray mulk par Khushiyon ki Barish kyon thi?

    Mulk ka har bacha, Boorha, Aur Jawan khushi se kyon pagal tha?

    Us din apny sary ghum bhula kar mulk ka har aadmi sarkon par kyon jhoom raha tha?


    Kyon k us din hum main se,
    Na koi Punjabi tha, Na Balochi, Na Pathan, Na Sindhi, Na Urdu-Daan us din hum sab sirf.
    "PAKISTANI" they.

    Agar hum isi tarha muttahid rahen to har din Eid aur Har Raat chand Raat ho. Aameen.

    GEO to AISE.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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