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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Govt School k Bache
Govt school k Bache kisi ko ghaseet kar k le ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek Buzurg ne kaha: Bacho! Larky ko chor do ye khud school aaye ga.
Bache zor se boley: Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hai.
By:
Humbugg TheGreat
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A Drama Scene by Student
A Student of Class 3 Got Homework to write a Drama scene,
He Wrote:
The King and Queen were walking in their Garden,
After sometime their servant comes and says: "Baadshah Salamat! Aapko bohat bohat mubarak ho, Aapke han Beta Paida hua hai. :-P"
By:
Shani Ansari
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Agar Buses k naam Pakistani
Agar Buses k naam Pakistani actresses par hotay to:
REEMA overload hogayi.
SAIMA k neechay aa k ek banda halaak.
Accident mein SANA k front bumper toot gaye.
Tez raftari k ba'is LAILA mor katatay hue ulat gayi.
MEERA par charhne walon ki taadaad mein izafa.
SHAHIDA MINI ke peechay aag lag gayi.
NIRMA chalte chalte band ho gayi.
RESHAM ko Sar-e-Raah loot liya gaya.
NARGIS k sheeshay tor diye gaye.
Aur
ANJUMAN ne kayi logon ko kuchal daala.
By:
Zindagi Rocks
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3 Ways to Catch a Tiger
3 ways to catch a Tiger:
1: Newton's method:
Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.
2: Einstein's method:
Chase the Tiger until it get tired then catch it.
3: Pakistani Police method:
Catch a Cat and beat it until it accepts it's a Tiger.
By:
Humbugg TheGreat
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Ek thi Pyaasi Larki
Ek Larki Bohat pyaasi thi,
Achanak usay ek Aladin ka Chiraagh mila.
Usne Charagh ragra, Aur Jin se kaha:
Meri Pyaas Bujhao...
Jin: PEPSI wali
Ya
Imran Hashmi wali?
By:
Irfan
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