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Swimming Nahi Aati



Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

Swimmer: Wo kese?
Friend: Q k Mujy swimming nhi ati.



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