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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
    Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
    pe nahi balke
    bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



    Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
    gues kiya


    Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Remix Version of TWIST.
    Remix Version of TWIST.

    Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
    Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

    Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

    Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

    Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

    Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
    N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai
    Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
    iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

    fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

    t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
    gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ur Friends 4 fun
    Find ur Japanese Name:
    Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

    A=ka
    B=tu
    C=mi
    D=te
    E=ku
    F=lu
    G=ji
    H=ri
    I=ki
    J=zu
    K=me
    L=ta
    M=rin
    N=to
    O=mo
    P=no
    Q=ke
    R=shi
    S=ari
    T=chi
    U=do
    V=ru
    W=mei
    X=na
    Y=fu
    Z=zi

    4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
    Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
    1 hafta kya?
    Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
    b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • tere liye biryani chor
    Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

    Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

    Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

    Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
    jaonga... ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • agr 1 toot gya to
    Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
    kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
    pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy
    Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Dosto
    Wafa buht Dil Dukhati Hai
    Wafa Ka Naam Lete hee
    Sobia
    Sonia
    Saira
    Sumera
    Farah
    Kalsoom
    Mahnoor
    Kiran
    Nadia
    Fiza
    Aisha
    Noor
    in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • The End
    "Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani"

    Page no 1:
    Ek dafa ka Zikar hai Kisi Gaon me ek Ghareeb Khandan rehta tha Un k yahan ek Chor Paida hua, Pehly wo Choti Choti Choriyan karta tha, Phir Dakay Dalny Shuru kiye Phr.

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    Aur Aaj Woh Ek mulk Ka Sadar Hai. :-)

    The End


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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