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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ap se Guzarish hai k ZONG
    Ap se Guzarish hai k
    ZONG
    ka NETWORK matt use karen,
    OR
    Na he Apni SIM
    ZONG me CONVERT karwain
    Q K
    ZONG walon ne Muslimz ko boht bara Dhoka dia hai.
    Unho ne Apni
    "ADVERTISMENT"
    Me jitni Bhi
    LARkiYON k NO's. batay haen,
    Wo Sab Ghalat hain ya Band hain,
    Me Check kr ChukA hOon.


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  • Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
    Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar


    Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


    Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


    Tera Humsafar

    (\./)
    /.".) "^---- ,,
    \,,/"( , _ ,_ ; )
    // // '


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  • thers get married .
    There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

    Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->


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  • Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy
    Teacher: Tum Badey
    Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

    Student: Shaadi ..

    Teacher: nahi, Mera
    Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

    Student: Dulha ..

    Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
    Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
    Kro Gy ?

    Student: Dulhan ..

    Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
    Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
    Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
    Nahi Kia >

    student: Nikkah ... =P ;)


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  • Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha
    Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

    2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

    1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

    2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

    "Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.


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  • Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli
    Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

    Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


    Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->


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  • During the match Batsman LBW
    During the match

    batsman LBW hoa

    1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
    yahan to sab pagal hn,

    lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.


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  • GADHO par research ki Hai
    Wife:
    Meine
    "GADHO" par research ki Hai,

    wo apni
    "GADHI"
    ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

    HUSBAND:
    Issliye to wo

    "GADHA" Hai


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  • apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
    Nokrani: Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

    Malkin: Kyun?

    Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

    "Aap" Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.


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  • Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
    Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

    Baby Baby ...

    Yes Mama !!



    Eating Sugar ... ?



    Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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