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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Technological Bayiztti
Technological Bayiztti:
Late nite, Boy drops girl at her home, puts his hand on d wall n says;
Can I kiss u?
Girl; No!
Boy; plz!
Girl; No!
Boy; De do na!
Girl; Never!
Boy; Sirf 1 choti c
Girl; Not at all!
This continues for 10 mins!
Now Girl's little brother appears on door & says;
Abba keh rahy hain, chummi de na dy,
Per es Haramzady se kaho INTERCOM k button sy hath uthaye,
Baqi ghr ko to sonay dy!
By:
SAYYAM
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Shahdat ki mout
1 molvi dua mang raha tha
Ya Allah mjhe shadat ki mout day
pass me betha aik baba bola
molvi g jihaad tay tussi jana nh tay
halway wich bomb kis ne pana nai
By:
HASSAN
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Ek Poet Daku Ban Gaya
Ek Poet Ghurbt Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz hy
Takdir me jo hai wohi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega..
Phir cashier se kaha...
Apne kuch khuwab meri aankho se nikaal do...
Jo kuch bhi tmhare pas hy jaldi se is beg me daal do
Boht koshish krta hun teri yad bhulany ki,
Khabrdaar koi koshish na kre police ko bulany ki
Bhula de mujhko, kia jata hy tera,
Me goli maar dun ga,
Jo kisi ne picha kya mera.
By:
Dapper
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Gharaylo Totkay
Gharaylo Totkay
1-Agar Aapko Kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len. Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe Chlega
3-Agar Aapka Qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar Phansi lga lain.
Agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga.
4-Agr Aap k bal Girty hn tu tind Karwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
By:
musarat
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