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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho
    Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

    Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

    Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

    Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)


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  • Twinkle Twinkle
    Why isn't Akshay Kumar's wife
    not a big star as he is?






    bcoz



    Twinkle Twinkle 'little' star.!


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  • Ghalat Kehte Hain.
    Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


    Ghalat Kehte Hain.




    Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hoty. :-)


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  • Main Kya Najoomi hon
    Choose Any One Number:

    10
    20
    30
    40
    50
    60
    70
    80
    90
    100

    Then I Will Tell You

    .

    .

    Nothing


    Main Kya Najoomi hon Jo Har Baar kuch Na kuch Bataon.


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  • The Ghanta Returns
    Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

    The Mummy Returns

    Golmaal Returns

    Batman Returns

    Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

    .
    .
    .

    "The Ghanta Returns" :-)


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  • 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
    1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

    wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

    Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.


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  • BLUE film dekhee
    ...NaYa FunDa...

    ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
    Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
    film dekhee... =P


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  • Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar.
    Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
    Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.


    Wah Wah


    Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
    Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

    Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
    Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)


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  • After watchng the pepsi advertisement
    After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

    Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

    Boy

    DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)


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  • BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
    TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


    Main naha rha hon



    Tum naha rhe ho



    Wo naha rhi hy

    Ham sab naha rhe hyn

    STUDENT:sir, ye

    BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.


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