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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Mar jaonga me sanam
    WIFE:
    Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

    Husband:
    Ab waqt badal gaya hy

    WIFE:
    Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo!

    Husband:
    lo sunO

    Jane jigar janeman

    90 kilo tera wazan

    Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

    Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)


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  • Baghairto sun lo
    2 batain hamesha yaad rakho:

    "apne Dosto se pyar karo, unki Sisters se nhi"

    And

    "apni Sisters se pyar karo unki dosto se nhi"

    Baghairto sun lo:-)


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  • Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
    Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

    2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko He Milti Hain.

    1. Samosey k Saath Ziyada Chatni.

    Or Doosra,

    Dahi Barray k Saath Paapri. :-)


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  • Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai
    Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

    K

    Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.

    To Ek Kaam Karen.

    1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.

    Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga. :-)


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  • Shava Vai Shava
    Adbi Shair Arz Hai:

    Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

    .

    Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

    .

    Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.

    Shava Vai Shava.


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  • Result Ka Kya Hua
    Dad: Result Ka Kya Hua?

    Son: Abba Ek Good News Hai, Aur Ek Bad News.

    Dad: Good News Bata.

    Son: Mai Pass Hogaya.

    Dad: GREAT Aur Bad News.

    Son: Good News Ghalat Hai. :-)


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  • TRUE LOVE SONG
    TRUE LOVE SONG:

    Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
    Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,

    Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
    Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,

    Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
    Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)


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  • You are my Best Wife
    Difference Between Friend & Wife

    You can Tell Your Friend
    "You are my Best Friend"

    But

    Do you have courage tell to your Wife
    "You are my Best Wife?"


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  • Goli "POSTAN" Hoti Hai
    Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai

    Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai.

    Muhabbat Main Dard Mile to Kya Huwa?

    Dard k Liye 2 Goli "POSTAN" Hoti Hai. :-)


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