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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
    Husband: Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
    jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

    Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
    aisa aata goondo jesa
    tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)


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  • Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska
    Kitne armano se
    Shadi ki rat uska
    Ghongat uthaya
    Main ne


    Wo bare piyar se
    boli....

    Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->


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  • Ankho me Nasha Hai !
    Dil me Pyar Hai !

    Ankho me Nasha Hai !

    Baaton me Maza Hai !

    Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

    Dosti me Wafa Hai !

    MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->


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  • 1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne
    1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

    Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
    Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

    Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

    Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

    "Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"


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  • Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Mein Khudkashi
    Ek Hoor Ne
    Jannat Mein Khudkashi
    Ker Li


    Pata Hy
    Kia Waja Thi ??


    Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
    Se Mazaq Kia Tha
    k
    Teri Shaadi
    Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)


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  • Beta Baap Se
    Beta Baap Se: Agr
    Cricket Mei Ksi Player
    Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
    Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
    Hyn ???

    Baap: Beta Usay
    Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
    Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->


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  • Aata Cheeni Bhi
    Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
    Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


    Izzat ,

    Shohrat ,

    Daulat




    Aur Haan ...




    Aata
    Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->


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  • Your Office Desk
    The Most
    Dangerous Position
    In Which To Sleep





















    Is With Your Feet
    On Your Office Desk ... ;->


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  • Commandar Safegaurd.
    Message Of The Day:

    Kisi ki Taraf Dosti ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao!


    Ho Sakta Hai Usne.



    Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Na Dhoye Hon!

    Msg From: Commandar Safegaurd.


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  • Ye 5 Bache
    Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


    Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p


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