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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Govt ne pehle..
    Govt ne pehle..
    Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
    Aata..phir
    Chawal..phir
    Cheeni..phir
    Sabzi..phir
    kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
    Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
    To...
    To...
    To...
    Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • subah EID kerwa do
    Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
    Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
    Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
    Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
    Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
    Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • ab subah EID kerwa do
    Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
    Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
    Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
    Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
    Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
    Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • English Theory
    English Theory

    "I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

    Pakistani Theory

    "Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • kya Matlab main samjha nahi
    Teacher to student:
    jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

    Student:
    Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • cheeni leny chaltay hain
    Wife:
    "Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

    Husband:
    "Chalo tum tayar hojao
    Hum










    "cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
    Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

    Koi Sun'ne Ya Na Sun'ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

    Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

    Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

    Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

    Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

    Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

    Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

    Koi Sun'ne Ya Na Sun'ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
    Qawali... =P ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • AASLI naam lene
    ( )
    ( 0 )
    /[,,,]\
    _| |_


    Wese to es ko
    "DAJAL"
    kehtey hai
    Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
    se main darta hu
    "Samaj to app gae hon ge.."


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega
    SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
    10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
    30% TAX Me Jayega
    or
    Baki K 70%











    DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..


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