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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bewakufon ka Bumper Prize
    5 Sawalo ke Sahi jawab dene Par


    Aap ko milega


    !.Bewakufon ka Bumper Prize.!


    Challenge?


    1. China kis Mulk me Hay?

    2. 14 Aug kis Date ko Aati hay?

    3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai?

    4. Tematar ko Urdu me Kia Bolte hai?

    5. Quaid-e-Azam ki qabar main kon dafan hay?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Dehati Aurat in Bank
    1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Karwany Bank Gai.

    Clerk: Yahan Sign Karo.

    Aurat: Kasie?

    Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Me Likhte Hai.

    She Wrote:
    .
    .
    .
    Faqat

    Teri

    Kakay di MAA. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 admi sharab k nashay main
    1 admi sharab k nashay me ghar aya aur so gaya.


    Sotay me uski mout hogae.

    Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k usko aik chance aur dia jaye.

    Usko murghi bana k zameen pe bhej dia jata hai.

    Murghi ban'ne k baad wo aik anda deta hai aur bohat khush hota hai.

    Jese he wo dusra anda dene lagta hai to us k sir pe joota lagta hai aur uski BV ki awaz ati hai:



    Uth bhootni k,
    Tu bistar pe P0TTIE kar raha hai..


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 dafa 1 admi jungle ki taraf
    1 dafa 1 admi jungle ki traf ja rha tha us ko 1 buzurg ne roka or pocha kahan ja rhe ho?
    Admi ne btaya lakrian katne jungle ja rha hon.
    Buzurg ne us ko jungle men jane se roka to us admi ne kaha k agr main ne lakrian kat kr farokht na kin to kamaon ga kese?
    mere bache bhok se mar jain ge. Buzurg ny usy jany dia.
    Jb wo lakrian kat kr wapis apne ghr ja rha tha to kisi ne us ko awaz di. Admi na ruka or chalta gia.
    Awaz dubara ai to admi ne ghor kiya k ye us ki beti ki awaz thi.
    Wo pechy dekhe beghair na reh ska jese hi us ne pechy dekha




    Baqi kahani sunne k liy 50 ka easyload bhej dain....:-P
    Shukrya...:-P


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Wo kya cheez ha
    Wo kya cheez ha jo Agy se Allah ne banai ha,
    Or
    Peeche se Insaan ne?

    Socho?
    ?

    Or socho?


    ?




    Mein btaon?


    "Gadha Gari"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Dhooka mila jab humain pyar mein
    Dhooka mila jab humain pyar mein,.

    Zindagi mein udassi c chaa gayi,

    Socha tha chor de ge is rah ko,

    Kambkhat mohaley mein 1 or
    "BACHI"
    aa gayi.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Baar Ek Chunti Haathi K
    Ek Baar Ek Chunti Haathi K
    Upar baith kar jaa rahi thi,

    raastay main kacha pul aaya..

    Usko dekh kay chunti boli:

    "Cross kar lo gay ya main utroon?"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • HAT JAO AJ FARAZ NE BHANG
    __
    (" _ ")//
    //) . (//
    // |_._| AHAA
    || ||
    || ||


    __
    (" _ ")//
    //) . (//
    // |_._| OHOOOO
    || ||
    || ||

    __
    (" _ ")//
    //) . (//
    // |_._|
    || || BALAY BAI BALYYYY
    || ||

    __
    (" _ ")//
    //) . (//
    // |_._|
    || || SHAWAAAAAA
    || ||


    HAT JAO AJ FARAZ NE BHANG P HUI HY.


  By: HASSAN   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Pyar mein Barbad Hogaya
    Heer----Ranjha

    Ranjha: Main Tere Pyar mein Barbad Hogaya,
    Ruswa hogaya, zalil-o-khowar hogaya.


    Heer:

    Te

    Kanjra mein Kehri Doctor ban gei Aan...


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Suna hy k Teri Muskarahat
    Suna hy k Teri Muskarahat pay log martay hen

    Zara time nikal k aao hamen bhi aik banda marwana hy.


  By: HASSAN   Send To Mobile
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