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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 1 LarkA Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahA thA
    1 LarkA Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahA thA,

    UskY BaaP ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

    LarkA: Wohi Manga jo Har LarkY kA Khuwaish KartA Hai K Mjhe Mily

    BaaP: Kya?

    LarkA:

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    .
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    X.Y.Z


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  • Shahid Afridi
    Source of Vitamin
    "Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

    I chew them regularly to stay fit"

    -Shahid Afridi


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  • Nangey Paaon Bhag Jao
    Shaadi Wale Din Joota Chhupaney Ki Rasam Kyon Hoti Hai?

    Socho.



    Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai K

    Ab Bhi Waqt Hai

    Nangey Paaon Bhag Jao. :-)


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  • DAD kehte hain
    Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

    Hum Inko Pagal,
    Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

    Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

    Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.


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  • 2 K Mun Main Paan Tha.
    Latest News:

    Karachi University Road Per

    5 Afraad Ko Na'Maloom Motor Cycle Sawaron Ne.

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    Salam Kya,

    3 Ne Jawab Diya, 2 K Mun Main Paan Tha. :-)


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  • maskeen companies ko fitrana do
    Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
    in companies sa rabta karain.

    Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
    Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
    Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
    Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

    You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
    12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
    So roz balance check karo aur in
    yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.


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  • kuttey bhonkte
    1 boy school se
    rota hua ghar aya
    maa ne pucha:
    Beta q ro rahe ho
    Boy:
    Sir ne boht mara
    he mujhe!
    Mother:
    Sir ne q mara
    Boy:
    Sir mere dost ko
    dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
    Mother:
    Kon si misaal..?
    Boy:
    Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat'tey" nai.:-)


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  • Doctor Mrs ALIYA
    Doctor: Mrs. ALIYA good news for you!

    Girl: What do you mean Mrs. ALIYA? Iam Miss ALIYA!

    Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss ALIYA...Bad news for you!


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  • But Good For
    Girlfriends are like "Gol Gappay" always Tasty.

    Lovers are like "Pizzas" Hot n Spicy.

    &

    Wives are Like "Daal Chawal"

    No Other Option, But Good For Health. :-)


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  • BURQA Nikla
    Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

    Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

    Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
    Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

    1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

    Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

    Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


    "BURQA" Nikla. :-)


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