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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • IQ TEST
    IQ TEST:
    Q.what has a tail and head but does not have a body?
    Ans...?
    Q. Which alphabet is a question?
    Ans. ?
    Q.Which alphabet is a fly?
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    Q.which alphabet is a part of our face?
    Ans. ?
    Q.which alphabet is a tool?
    Ans. ?
    Apna IQ Part-II TEST karain
    Q. Which alphabet is a drink?
    Ans. ?
    Q.which alphabet is in geometry box?
    Ans. ?
    Q.which alphabet is a source of salt ?
    Ans. ?
    Reply jalde jawab do


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • NEWS PAPER
    Aj News Paper me parha
    k doston ko sMs krne se dil ki bemari ho skti hy.
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    To aj se BAND..!


    Kya Sms..?


    Nai re.!
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    NEWS PAPER :-


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • taleem ko aam karen
    A for saib
    B for kela
    C for billi
    D for kutta
    E for hathi
    F for machli
    G for bachi
    I for I LOVE U
    yeh msg 10 logo ko send krke taleem ko aam karen, shukrya.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Moti Aurat ne chor pakra
    => Moti Aurat ne chor pakra or us k upar beth gai
    Nokar se: Ja Police ko bula la

    Nokar: Meri Chappal kho
    gai hai

    Chor Chillaya: Bhai Meri pehn le par Jaldi ja


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Apne mulk ki hifazat
    Apne mulk ki hifazat karain




    Kyun k






    Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;-


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Bees that have Honey
    Bees that have Honey
    in their Mouth have
    Stings in their Tail . . .
    So be Careful from People
    Who pretend to be Sweet
    bCoz
    Sweetness is in Honey,
    not in the BEE


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Wife: Sirf Mere Liye
    Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
    Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

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    Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Result comes in binary digits
    Syllabus -80 GB

    We study - 80 MB

    Retails in mind -80KB

    Write in exam - 80 Bytes

    Result comes in binary digits i.e.

    00
    01
    10
    11... :P :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek aadmi ne add dekha,
    Ek aadmi ne add dekha, "PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO"
    Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!
    "CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Oonchi Awaz Mai Baat Ki?
    Baap:
    Tum ne apni Mummy se oonchi aawaz mein baat ki?


    Beta:
    Mujhe pata hai ke aap ko jalan ho rahi hai. Kyun k aap to aisa kar nahi sakte. :-P


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
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