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HASSAN's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: HASSAN
Location: Qasim pur Multan
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Member Since: 05 Jul 2010

About HASSAN:

Hi Fndz h r u?may Allah bless u wd succeed at evry turn of life. >":03333148833:"<

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: HASSAN


  • HAT JAO AJ FARAZ NE BHANG
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    // |_._| AHAA
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    // |_._| OHOOOO
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    || || BALAY BAI BALYYYY
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    || || SHAWAAAAAA
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    HAT JAO AJ FARAZ NE BHANG P HUI HY.


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • in a lip kiss
    In a lip kiss 0.7gm protein,0.45gm fat,0.19gm chemical and 50 variety of bacteria will die.

    this is true So CaTcH uR lOvEr n sTaRt KiSiNg nd bE hEaLtHy.


  •   Category: Cool Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • harf e ranjish
    harf e ranjish pe koi bat b ho sakti hy

    ain mumkin hy mulaqat b ho sakti hy

    zindagi phol hy khushbu hy magar yad rahay

    zindagi gardish e halat b ho skti hy

    hum ne ye soch rakha tha qadam gulshan

    lala o gul me teri zaat b ho skti hy

    chaal chaltay huay shatranj ki bazi k asool

    bhool jao gay to phr maat b ho skti hy

    aik to chat bina ghar hy hamara MOHSIN

    us pe ye khouf ki barsat b ho skti hy.


  •   Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • when some one
    when some one insults you thnk b4 react
    it takes 72 muscles to get angry
    14 to smile,but only 4 muscles to extend ur hands so kheench kar mar salay ko.


  •   Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • kahan milo gay tum
    Btao kahan milo gay tum??

    tumhay ik phool dena hy

    tum se ik ehad lena hy

    tumhay ab chand kehna hy

    tumhay dil,dharkan,jan kehna hy

    jo juda krnay ki he sazishen

    unhen beejaan karna hai

    han!

    tum se bht kch kehna hy

    btao??

    kia muhabat men ik phol buht hoga??

    ya phr tum chand mango gay???


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