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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Profile Pic
    Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho to

    Ye Samajh Nahi aata k

    Wo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,

    Ya

    Apni "Profile Pic" K Liye
    Pose De Raha Hai...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Girfriend Na Hony ka Faaida
    Dost: Girlfriend Na Hony Ka Sab se Bara Faaida Kiya Hai?

    2nd Dost: 50 Rupay Ka Balance Bhi
    Puray Mahinay Tak Chalta Hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chutti Per Tha
    Baap: Tumhary Sab Papers me Achay Number Aaye Hen,
    Lekin English me Q Fail ho gaye??

    Beta: Chutti Per Gaya Tha Papa

    Baap Ghusse Se: Tum Paper Waly Din Kahan Gaye thy?
    Us Din Me Khud Tum Ko School Chorr Ker Aya Tha.

    Beta: Me Nahi, Mere Agaye Wala Chutti Per Tha Papa..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Biviyan Ban Jati Hen
    Ek Survey K Mutabik,

    Pakistan me 5%
    Mehboobaen,
    Biviyan Ban Jati Hen.

    Jab k,

    Baqi 95%
    Facebook aur Twitter
    Ka Password Ban Jati Hen...:-p

    Hehehe


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Over Time
    Aadmi Machar se: Din me Q Kaat rahy Ho?

    ?

    Machar: Sahab, Over Time Ker Raha Hun,
    Maa Baap Beemar hen,
    Ghar me Jawan Behan Hai,
    aur
    Larky Walon ny
    Jahaiz me 1 Liter Khoon Manga Hai..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • PIA Ka Jahaz
    Air Hostess: Sir, Kiya Len Gy?

    Pathan:
    Milk,
    Badam,
    Kheer,
    Broast,
    Chicken Karahi,
    Raaita,
    Pakora & Naan.

    Air Hostess: Sir Aap PIA k Jahaz me Hen,
    Apny Abba K Valime me Nahi...:-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • NIC Card
    Insan Itna Bura Bhi Nahi Hota,

    Jitna Shanakhti Card me Nazar Ata Hai..

    Aur

    Itna Acha Bhi Nahi Hota,

    Jitna Facebook Per Nazar Ata Hai..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Muft Ki Hajamat
    Sheikh Bachy ko le ker Naai ki Dukan per Gaya.

    Sheikh ny Baal Banwaye, Shave kerwai aur Naai se Kaha:

    "Tum Bachy k Baal Kato, Me Sabzi Le ker Ata Hun"

    Naai ny Bachy k Baal Kaat diye Magar Sheikh Wapas nahi aya.

    Kafi Dair Guzar Gai to Bachy se Pucha:
    Beta Tumhary abbu Kahan Chaly Gaye??

    Bacha: Wo Mere Abbu to Nahi Thy Uncle.

    Naai: To Phir Wo Kon Thy?

    Bacha: Pata Nahi, Me to Gali me Khel Raha Tha,
    Wo Uncle Aye aur Bole:

    "Aao Me Tumhary Baal Muft Me Katwa Dun"...;-p

    Naai BeHosh.:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Salman Khan Ki Shadi
    Salman Khan Shadi k liye Larki Dekhny Gaya.

    Usay Dekh ker Larki ki Maa BeHosh ho gai.

    Hosh Any per Us se Pucha: Kiya Huwa?

    Maa Boli: 22 Saal pehly Ye Larka Mujh Bhi Dekhny Aya Tha..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shikwa
    Ek Bachy Ka ShikWa.:

    "Ghar Wale Achay Bhaly Bethy Huwe Hoty hen,

    Phir Achanak Mujhy Dekh Ker

    Unko Kaam Yaad Ajaty Hen"..:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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