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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Nokrani Ko Kon Sa Aaty Hen
    Mom: Beta Aap Q Ro Rahy Ho?

    Beta: Mama, Aaj Papa ny Mujhy Kiss nahi di.

    Mom: Aap ny Papa ko Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gy na?

    Beta: To Nokrani ko Kon Sa Table Aaty Hen...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sachi Baat
    Million Dollar Truth..!

    Wife Is CUTE,
    When She Is MUTE..

    And

    Husband Is HONEY,
    When He Gives MONEY..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Motapa
    Kuch Log Jitna Marzi Khaen,
    Motay Nahi Hoty,,

    Aur Ek Hum Hen,
    Online Pizza ki koi Photo Bhi Like ker den to
    ,
    1 Kilo Wazan Barh Jata Hai...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aisi Larki
    Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,
    Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,
    Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
    Ziyada Baat Na Kery..

    Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to
    Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi
    1st Dost: Dekh Yaar, Wo Larki Meri Taraf Dekh ker
    Kese Smile Ker Rahi Hai?
    ?

    2nd Dost: Ye to Kuch Bhi Nahi Yaar,
    Me ny Jab Pehli Baar Tum ko Dekha Tha to
    Qasam se 4 Din Tak Meri Hansi hi Nahi Control Hui Thi..:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sapno Ki Rani
    Me Sirf 2 Logon se hi Piyar kerta hun..

    Ek Meri MAA, Jis ny Mujhy Janam Diya..

    Aur

    Dusri Wo Pagal, Jis ny Mere Liye Janam Liya..:-p

    Mere Sapno ki Rani Kab Aaye Gi Tu?..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Nai Nasal
    Uncle: Ek to Ye Nai Nasal ka Pata Nahi Chalta k
    Kis Taraf Ja rahi Hai?

    Munna: Pata Nahi Uncle,
    Me to "Dahi" Leny Ja Raha Hun...;p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Nirali Qoum
    Hamari Qoum Bhi Nirali Hai,

    Vote to Dakuon ko Deti Hai,

    Aur

    Insaaf "Gen: Raheel" se Mangti Hai..:-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Naam Ki Balaa
    Piyare Bacho Aaj Hum Ek Ajeeb o Ghareeb Makhlooq k Bary me Parhen gy.

    Is Jandar Cheez ka Naam Hai "Bivi"

    G Haan

    Urdu me
    Bivi= Begum

    English me
    Wife

    Hindi me
    Patni

    Saraiki me
    Zaal

    Ye Saary Naam 1 hi Balaa k hen,

    Ye AksarApny Shoher k Sath Pai jati hai,

    Is ki Pasandeeda Ghiza Shoher ka Dimagh Khana Hai

    Isko Aksar Naraz Hony ki Acting Kerty Huwe Dekha Gaya Hai

    Iska Sab se Khatarnak Hathiyar RONA Aur EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILING Hai

    Bivi Rakhny per TENSION Naam ki Beemari Ho Jati Hai, Jo La-Ilaaj Hai

    Shadi Shuda Log Fiker Karen,

    Aur Jin ki Nahi hui Wo Shuker Karen...;-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Kala Larka Pasand Q Nahi Hota
    Larkiyon Ko

    Kala Dopatta,
    Kala Libaas,
    Kala Naqaab,
    Kalay Jooty,
    Kaali Juraben,
    Kaali Poni,
    Aur Kaali Churiyan
    Pasand Hoti Hen,

    Lekin

    Kaala Larka Pasand Q Nahi Hota??
    Kiya Ye Khula Tazad Nahi?

    Noora Pehelwan Media Se Baat Kerty Kerty Ro Para..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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