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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Meera to Servant
Meera: Oh God! Circles are coming in My Head,
Give Me a Bullet.
Noker: Kiya Matlab Madam?
Meera: Uff U Pandoos,
Mere Sir me Chakkar arahy hen,
Koi Goli(Dawa) De Do..;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Pakistani Fauji
Beti: Maa, Gaaun me Fauji Aye hen.
Maa: Ander aja, Inki Niyat Bohat Kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa, Fauji Pakistani Hen.
Maa: To Phir Bakri ko bhi Ander Le Aa...:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Kiya Bolti tu
OX: Kiya Bolti tu.
Cow: Kiya Me Bolun?
Ox: Sun.
Cow: Suna.
Ox: Chalti kiya Ghaushala.
Cow: Kiya Kerun Aky me Ghaushala?
Ox: Mundi Hilaengy,
Ghaas Chabaengy,
Gober Felaengy Or Kiya?...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Dusri Taang
Munna Bhai: Aye Circuit, Ye Bagla Ek Taang Utha k kaeko Sota hai??
Circuit: Simple Bhai,
Bole to Agar Bagla Dusri Taang bhi Utha le ga to
Gir Jaye ga...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Love Letter
Munna Bhai: Yaar Circuit, Apun ko Ek Nurse se Piyar hogyla hai.
Love Letter me Kiya Likhun??
Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhny ka
"DEAR SISTER
I LOVE U
MUNNA BHAI"...:-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Munna Bhai To Circuit
Munna Bhai: American Rastrapati sala Kahan Rehta Hai?
Circuit: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat Bole to..
Circuit: Bhai English me Isko Washington Kehty hen...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Operation K Waqt
Munna Bhai: Abay Circuit! Ye Doctor Log Operation se Pehly
Patient ko Behosh Q Kerty hen??
Circuit: Bhai, Bole to Patient Operation Seekh Gaya
to Doctor Logon ki to
Watt Lag Jaye Gi..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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NasBandi
Bihari Babu: Aray O Doctor,
Kesi Nasbandi kiye ho Hamri,
Bivi fir se Maa banny Wali Hai..
Doctor: Burbak, Hum Nasbandi tuhaar Kiye hen,
Poore Bihaar ki Naahi..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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My Londa
Amma : Doctor Sahab, Mera beta Bike se Gir Gaya.
Doctor: I Don't Know hindi, Plz Tell me in Eng.
Amma: My Londa gironda from Hero Honda,
Broken Haddi Ker de Patti..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Doctors Film Banaty
Agar Doctors Film banaty to
Unki Filmon k naam Ye hoty.
* X-Ray Ho Na Ho
* Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
* Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
* Mere Yaar ka Operation Hai
* Kash Aap Hamary Patient hoty
* Me Dettol Ki Diwani Hun
* Hamara Thermometer Aap k Pass hai
* Kabhi Drip Kabhi injection
* Zakham To Hona Hi Tha..:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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