Muft Ki Hajamat
Sheikh Bachy ko le ker Naai ki Dukan per Gaya.
Sheikh ny Baal Banwaye, Shave kerwai aur Naai se Kaha:
"Tum Bachy k Baal Kato, Me Sabzi Le ker Ata Hun"
Naai ny Bachy k Baal Kaat diye Magar Sheikh Wapas nahi aya.
Kafi Dair Guzar Gai to Bachy se Pucha:
Beta Tumhary abbu Kahan Chaly Gaye??
Bacha: Wo Mere Abbu to Nahi Thy Uncle.
Naai: To Phir Wo Kon Thy?
Bacha: Pata Nahi, Me to Gali me Khel Raha Tha,
Wo Uncle Aye aur Bole:
"Aao Me Tumhary Baal Muft Me Katwa Dun"...;-p
Naai BeHosh.:)
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