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Muft Ki Hajamat



Sheikh Bachy ko le ker Naai ki Dukan per Gaya.

Sheikh ny Baal Banwaye, Shave kerwai aur Naai se Kaha:

"Tum Bachy k Baal Kato, Me Sabzi Le ker Ata Hun"

Naai ny Bachy k Baal Kaat diye Magar Sheikh Wapas nahi aya.

Kafi Dair Guzar Gai to Bachy se Pucha:
Beta Tumhary abbu Kahan Chaly Gaye??

Bacha: Wo Mere Abbu to Nahi Thy Uncle.

Naai: To Phir Wo Kon Thy?

Bacha: Pata Nahi, Me to Gali me Khel Raha Tha,
Wo Uncle Aye aur Bole:

"Aao Me Tumhary Baal Muft Me Katwa Dun"...;-p

Naai BeHosh.:)



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