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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aunty - Funny Joke
    Pakistan ki Her Gali Me 3 Cheezen zaroor hoti hen..


    1- Beauty Parlour,

    2- Tutition waali Baaji,

    3- Phaddon Wali Aunty..:-p:D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shukriya Nawaz Sharif
    Ek Admi Bank k Derwazay k Samny
    Ja Ker
    "Shukriya Nawaz ShariF"
    Keh ker So Gaya..

    QK,

    Bank k Derwazay per
    Likha Tha,

    "Yahan 'Sony' Per Bhi Loan Milta hai..:-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Without Package
    Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

    Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

    Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
    K Wo

    Baghair Package k

    "Mobile Data Net"
    Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Waddi Bottle
    Ek Admi Medical Store per Gaya Aur Bola:
    "Mujhy Zehar Chahiye".

    Medical Store Wala:
    "Me Aap ko Us Waqt tak Zehar nahi de Sakta
    Jab Tak Aap k Paas Ijazat Nama na Ho."

    Admi ny Usy Apny "2 Nikah Namay" Dikhaye..

    Medical Store Wala:
    "Pappu Puttar,,,

    WADDI BOTTLE DE PAAI NU"...;-p:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Zardari Najumi Se
    Zardari: Meri Bivi Kis ny Merwai??

    Najumi (Hisab Lagany k Baad): Us ka Naam "Z" se Shuru Hota hai.

    Zardari: Me Soch Bhi Nahi Sakta Tha k
    "Zubaida Aapa"
    Mujhy Paany k liye Is Hadd Tak Ja Sakti Hen..;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi Library Gaya
    Ek Admi Library Gaya Aur Kaha:
    Mujhy Khudkushi Kerny k Tareeqay Wali Book Chahiye.

    .

    Librarian ny Usay Ghoor k Dekha aur Kaha:

    Phir Usay Wapas Tera Piyo Kery Ga...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sweet Dreams
    Thori si Cheeni Len,
    Is ko Aankhon me Daal ker So jayen,,

    Aap ko,

    "Sweet Dreams" Aaen Gy..:p:)

    Zubaida Aapa..:D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen - Latifa
    Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

    Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,

    Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,

    Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,

    Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,

    Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,

    Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • DEEWAR
    (',')/ Baat Sun
    /):( Jigar
    / |_
    Koi Naya Msg Hai Tere Pas?

    \('.') Ager Hai To
    ):(\
    | \_


    "DEEWAR" Pe Likh Day
    "Send" To Tere Se Ho Ga Nai...


  By: Bilal Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Mard Aaloo Ki Tarha
    Mard Aaloo ki Tarha hota Hai,
    Her Sabzi k Sath Set ho jata hai..

    Aur

    Aurat Bhindi ki Tarha Hoti hai,
    Akeli hi Set Rehti Hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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