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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Motapay Ka Ilaaj
    Ek Moti Larki Doctor k paas Gai..

    Larki: Doctor Sahab, Suna hai k Khelny se Motapa Kam hota hai,
    Me Rozana 2 Ghantay Khelti hun lekin
    Mujhy to Koi Farq nahi Parta.

    Doctor: Kiya Khelti Hen Aap?

    Larki: Candy Crush..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Fairness Tips
    Fairness Tips..

    Sardiyon me Raat 3 Bajay
    Paani me Baraf Daal ker
    Nahaya Jaye,
    To
    ,
    Rang Gora
    Ho Jaye Ga.:-)

    Aur Log Kahen gy k,

    Wah kiya Noorani Chehra Paya Hai
    Marhoom Ny...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Soch
    Kisi Din Hum Ek Dusray ki Taraf
    Ye soch ker Jana Chhor Denge,,

    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    K Kahin Unhon ny
    Khota Hi Na Pakaya Ho...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Itwaar - Joke
    4 Cheezen Khatam Hony pe
    Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai.

    Mohabbat,
    Rishta,
    Aitbaar
    Aur
    ,
    ITWAAR.

    (,")
    <)(>' Itwaar Wala Dukh to
    Rula hi Detya Hai...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Machli - Latifa
    Mat Kerna Ghussa Meri Kisi Baat ka,

    "Aye Dost",

    QK Ghussa Dosti ko Is Tarha Kha Jata Hai,

    Jis Tarha "Bangali" Machli Ko...;p

    Hahahaha

    Msg Choro,
    Tum Misaal Dekho Bas..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Future Husband
    My Dear Future Husband..

    Pehly Sun Lo,,

    Her Sunday Kitchen me Mera
    Hath Batao Gy,

    Warna Mujh se Her Sunday
    FryPan Khao Gy...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Choos Choos Ker
    Ek Makkhi Kamzor Aur Zakhmi Halat meDoctor k Paar Pohnchi..

    Doctor: Aray< Tumhari Ye Halat Kis ny Bana Di?

    Makkhi: Kiya Bataun Doctor Sahab,
    Sheikhon ki Chai me Gir Gai thi,
    Unhon ny Choos Choos Ker Ye Haal Ker Diya Hai..:-(

    Hehehehe


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Selfie
    Dadi: Mujhy Lagta hai k Is Larki ko "Laqwaa" ho gaya hai,
    Ek Hath Utha Huwa hai,
    Aur mu Pichak Gaya Hai.

    Me: Aray Nahi Dadi,
    ,
    Wo to "Selfie" Le Rahi Hai..:-p)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aap bhi Kuch khilao
    Faqeer: Aap k Parosi ny Pait Bhar k Khana Khilaya Hai,
    Aap Bhi Kuch Khilaao Sahab..
    .
    .
    Sheikh: Ye Le,
    "Hajmola" Kha Ab...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Order A Woman
    The Only Person who can Order a Woman
    to Stop Talking
    And In Reply
    .
    She gave Smile to him,,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    He Is,,,
    .
    .
    .
    A Photographer...:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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