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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Sar Ooncha Rehta Hai
    Duniya me Un hi Logon ka

    Sar Ooncha Rehta hai,

    Jin ke Pass,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    Whatsapp Nahi Hai..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sunehri Moqa
    Judge: Tum ny Shop se Haar Q Churaya??

    Chor: Janab Me Wahan se Guzar raha tha,
    Shop per Likha Tha,
    ,
    "Aisa Sunehri Moqa Phir Nahi Aye Ga"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Shuda
    Aurten Shadi k Baad Anghuthiyan Aur Zevar pehanti hen.
    Ta K,
    ,
    Pata Chal Saky k Wo
    Shadi Shuda hen..

    Jab K,
    Mard Hazrat ko Is ki Zarurat hi Nahi Parti,,

    Un ki Shakal se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai..;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Family Mareez
    Beta Apny Doctor Baap se:
    "Abba Me Ny Aap k Bohat Purany Mareez Raja Sahab ka
    Ilaaj ker k un ko Theek ker diya Hai"

    Baap Ghusse se: Tera Bera Gharq,
    Abay Usi k Paison se to Me ny
    Tum Behan Bhaiyon Ko Doctor Banaya Tha..:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Larka Jim gaya
    Ek Larka Jim Gaya Aur
    Coach se Pucha:
    "Me Apni Girlfriend ko Impress kerna Chahta Hun,
    Mujhy Kon si machine Istemal kerni chahiye?"

    Coach: ATM Machine..:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Doctors Operation k Baad
    Doctors Operation k Baad
    Aur
    Students Papers k Baad
    Ek hi Jumla Bolty Hen..

    "Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna"..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Media Modi Se
    Pakistani Media Indian Prime Minister Modi se:

    "Aap Pakistan Q Aye"??

    Modi: Yaar Aap Logon ny Bola Tha,
    ,
    Mujhy Dushman k Bachon ko Parhana Hai,
    ,
    ,
    Wo hi Puchny Aya Tha K
    Admission Kab Shuroo hongy..:-p:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mazaq Ki Hadd
    Mazaaq ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai,

    Faraz,,

    Me Girlfriend k Sath Road per Ja raha Tha k

    Dost Samny Aaker Bola:
    "Kal Wali Ziyada Achi Thi.;-p"

    (,")/
    <)(' Kamina
    _//_ Akele Me Bata Deta.:-(


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Chicken Tikka
    Chooza(chicken) Apni Maa se:
    Maa Insan Peda hoty hi Apna Naam rakh lety hen,
    Hum Aisa Q nahi kerty??

    Maa: Beta, Apni Bradri me Naam
    Marny k Baad rakhy jaty hen,
    Jese
    Chicken Tikka
    Chicken Roast
    Chicken Malaai Boti
    Aur
    Chicken Karahi etc..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Taleem Yafta
    Kehty hen k Ek Larki k Parhny se Sara Ghar
    TaleemYafta ho jata Hai,

    Lekin,

    Us Larki k College jany se
    jo 10 Larky Fail ho jaty hen,

    Us ka Zimmedar Kon Hai..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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