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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Namaloom Afrad
    Pakistani Style...

    Marny Se Dar Nahi lagta Sahab,,

    Namaloom Afrad se Lagta Hai..:-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Duniya Bhar k Scientist Pareshan
    Duniya Bhar k Scientist Pareshan hen k,,

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    Pakistani Quom
    Motor Cycle Hila ker
    Tanky Me Petrol
    Ki Miqdar ka Andaza Kese Laga Leti hai...;-p:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Choohon Ki Dawat
    Munna Dukandar se: Choohy Marny Wali Dawai de do.

    Dukandar: Ghar le ker Jani hai??

    Munna Ghusse se: Nahi,
    Shadi Hall Le ker Jani Hai,
    Aaj Choohon ki Dawat Hai..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Dard k bhagair Daant
    Pagal Dentist se: Kiya Dard k Baghair Daant Nikal Lete Ho?

    Doctor: Nahi

    Pagal: Me Nikal Leta hun

    Dr: Wo kese?

    Pagal: He He He He Heee..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Beti Ka naam hai
    Wafa se 'Piyar" Mat Kerna,

    Be-Mout Maray Jao Gy,
    Faraz,,

    QK

    "Wafa"

    "Altaf Bhai" ki Brti Ka Naam Hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mamu Nazar Ata Hai
    Chaand Bhi Kiya Ajeeb Cheez Hai,
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    Zaalim,,

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    Jis Me,

    Bachpan me Mamu Aur
    Jawani me Janu
    Nazar Ata Hai..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi Ki Tang Toot gai
    Ek Aadmi Ki Tang Toot gai,

    Wo Hospital Gaya to

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    ,
    ,
    Wahan Dusray Aadmi ki
    Dono Tangen Tooti Dekh Ker Bola:

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    "Kiya Aap Ki 2 Biviyan Hen"..;-):-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Halwa Aur Murghi
    Ek Molvi se Kisi ny Pucha: Aap "Halwa Khaen gy Ya Murghi"?

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    Molvi:
    "Allah Tujhy Aise Hi Pareshan kary,
    Jese Tu Ny Mujhy Pareshani Me Daal Diya Hai"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ghar Ka Raashan
    Chor Ki Bivi: Ghar Me Raashan Khatam Ho Gaya hai,
    Le Aao.

    Chor (Ghusse se): Le ata hun,
    Pehly Dukanen to Band ho Jany do...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sad Story
    Sad Story..

    Usay Pehli Baar Me ny Apny Dost ki Shadi me Dekha Tha,
    Wo Mere Samny se Kafi dafa Guzri Thi,
    Wo Baar Baar Mujhy Sar se Paaun tak dekh rahi thi,
    Shayad Me Usay Pehli Nazar me Acha Laga
    Aur Wo bhi Mujhy Bohat Achi Lagi.

    Me Moqa Dekh ker Us k Paas Gaya
    Aur Ahista se Pucha:
    "Ji Fermaiye"?

    Us ny Shermaty Huwe Kaha:

    "Bhai Aap ny Shalwar Ulti Pehni Hui Hai"...:-0;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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