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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Hari Mirchen - Funny
    Hari Mirchen...

    1- Agar Koi Hamen Acha Lagta hai toAcha Wo nahi Hum hen,
    Aur Agar Koi Hamen Bura Lagta hai Bura Wohi hai.
    QK Hum to Achay hen naa..

    2- Zindagi se Koi Cheez Mango to Aise Jese Tumhery Baap ki Thi,
    Aur Agar Wo Nahi Mily to Konsi Tumhery Baap ki Thi..

    3- Agar Koi Aap ko Dekh ker Darwaza Band ker le to
    Yaad Rakho Kundi Darwazy k Dono Taraf Hoti Hai,
    Aap Bhi Bahar se Lagao Aur Bhaag Jao..;-p

    Hahaha..:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Hamen Wo Zarafa Dikhao
    Lady: Hamen Wo Zarafa Dikhao Jis ny 12 Bachay diye hen.

    Chirya Ghar ka Guide: Ye 18 Bachay Aap k Hen??
    ?

    Lady: Ji Haan.

    Guide: Aap Ruken, Me Zarafa ko Yahin le ata hun,

    Wo Khud Aap ko Dekhna Pasand Kare Ga...;-p:D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi K Shuru Me
    1st Aurat: Shadi k Shuru me Mere Shoher
    Bhaag Bhaag ker Meri Her Fermaish Puri Kerty Thy..

    2nd Aurat: Aur Ab??

    ?

    1st Aurat: Ab Fermaish Suntay hi
    Bhaag Jaty hen...:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chalaan
    MotorCycle Wala: Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzat to Puray hen. Phir Chalaan Q Kiya??


    Pakistani Police:

    "Sohniyo! Double Sawari Khul Gai Hai,
    Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya aye"...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Petrol Pump Se Door Rakhen
    Aksar Log Apni Bivi ya Girlfriend ko

    Petrol Pump k Bahar MotorCycle se Q Utar dete hen??

    QK

    Petrol Pump per Likha Hota Hai"

    "Aag Lagany Wali Cheezen Pump se Door Rakhen"...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Interview
    Interviewer: What is Your Qualification?

    Man: I Am Ph.D

    Interviewer: What do U Mean by Ph.D?

    Man: Passed Highschool with Difficulty..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki Umer
    Sunehri Baat..!!

    "Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi,
    Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,

    Bas,

    Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye"...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Bohat Ghussa Araha Ho To
    Kabhi Bhi Larkiyon ko Gaali Mat do,,

    Agar Bohat Ghussa Araha ho to

    Bas Ek Dafa,

    "Aunty Ji" Bol Do,

    Qasam se Gaali se Ziyada Asar Ho Ga..;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Molvi
    .* Molvi ka dost intiqal kr gaya..
    Molvi sahib iski Bivi k pas Afsos k liya gya.
    Molvi sahib na kaha: Marhoom ki zyada istimal ki hui koi cheez Nishani k tor per lena chahta hun...
    .
    .
    .
    Bivi sharma kr boli: Molvi sahib Eddat to puri hony do..:-0


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Best Bivi
    Duniya ki Sab se Best Maa to
    Her Bete K Paas Hoti Hai,,

    Lekin

    Pata Nahi Duniya ki
    Best Bivi,

    Dusron k Paas hi Q Hoti Hai..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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