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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Thanda Ho Jaun
    Judge: Tum Ny Maqtool Ko Pani Me Zehar Mila Ker Q Diya?

    Mulzim: Janab, Us Ny Khud Kaha Tha K
    Aisa Pani Pilao K
    Thanda Ho Jaun...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mehman
    Allah Ki Rehmat Hoty Hen Wo Mehman,
    Jo
    Sary Biscuits Aur
    Samosay Kha K Nahi Jaty..:-p

    Have A Nice Day


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile


  By: Abdullah   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhen Kal Subha Phansi
    Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!

    Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?

    Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aladeen Ka Chiraag
    Ek Amreeki Foji ko Rasty Me Chiraag Para Huwa Mila.

    Us ny Jese Hi Chiraag ko Utha Ker Ragra,
    ,
    Ek Dhamaka Huwa Aur
    Wo Wahin Mar Gaya.
    .
    .
    Moral:-
    Kuch Cheezen "Aladeen" Ki Nahi
    "Mujahideen" Ki Bhi Hoti Hen..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sheikh Ko Current
    Ek Sheikh Ko Current Lag gaya.

    Bivi: Sartaj Aap Theek to Hen??

    Sheikh: Mujhy Goli Maar,
    Jaldi se Bahar Ja Ker Dekh,
    ,
    "Meter Per Kitny Unit Gir Gaye Hen?"..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Police Waly Ny Larki Ko
    Police Waly ny Larki ko Aankh Mari.

    Larki Ghusse se:
    Me Aisi Wesi Larki Nahi Hun.

    Police Wala: Wo Baat to Theek Hai,
    ,
    ,
    Magar Check Kerna To
    Hamara Farz Banta hai..;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Hotel Me Jaty Hen
    Molvi:
    Batao Jo Log Ghalat Kaam
    Krty hen Wo Kahan Jaty Hen?


    Larki(Sharmate Huwe):
    Shaher K Log
    Hotel Me
    Or Gaa0n K Log
    Kheet0n
    Me Jaty Hen...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sar Ooncha
    Duniya me Unhi Logon ka

    Sar Ooncha hai,
    Jin ke pass
    ,
    Whatsapp nai hai...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Define Sunday
    Define Sunday..

    S = Sote Raho.
    U = Utho Subah Deri Se
    N = Nahao Mat
    D = Dekhte Raho TV
    A = Aish Karo
    Y = Yaad Karo Hamko

    Happy Sunday..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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