Haathi
Teacher : Kon sa parinda sab se tez urta hai..?
Boy : Haathi.
Teacher : Nalaiq! kal apny papa ko le ker ana,
tumharay papa kiya kerty hen?
Boy : Sir MQM me sector incharge hen.
Teacher : Shabash! Haathi hi sab se tez urta hai,
kal bhi hamari deevar pe 3 haathi aa k bethay thy...:-)
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