Home Work
Miss : Home work Q nahi kiya??
Student : Miss light nahi thi.
Miss : Candle jala lete?
Student : Machis nahi thi.
Miss : New Machis le aty?
Student : Shop band thi.
Miss : Paros se le lete?
Student : Unki Masjid me rakhi thi.
Miss : To wahan se le aty?
Student : Wuzu nahi tha.
Miss : Wuzu Q nahi tha?
Student : Pani nahi tha.
Miss : Uff, Pani Q nahi tha?
Student : Motor nahi Chal rahi thi.
Miss : Ullu k Pathay, Motor Q nahi chal rahi thi?
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Student : Pagal ki Bachi, Shuru me bataya to tha k
Light nahi thi...:-p :-)
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