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exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also
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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Mera Beta Hai
Noker: Sahab Aap ka Dogi To
Bilkul Admi Jesa Dikhta Hai
Aap Is Ko Kiya Khilaty Ho.??
Sahab: Abay Saalay Ye Dogi Nahi
Balke Mera Beta Hai,
Engineering Ka Exam De Raha Hai
Isi Liye Is Kamnay Ki Shakal
Kuttay Wali Ho Gai Hai.. :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Same Answer
Bahut Takleef hoti hai
jab Teacher bolta hai
k Tumhara or Tumhare aage wale Student ka Answer Same Hai..
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Tab Dil se Aawaz aati hai:
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"Saale Sawal bhi to Same hi Tha." :-)
Hahhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Bacha Apny Teacher K Liye
Gaaun Me Bacha Apny Teacher K Liye Dabbe Me Doodh Le Jata Hai.
Teacher Sara Doodh Pi Ker:
"Wah Maza Aa Gaya,
Magar Tum Pehly To Kabhi Nahi Laye??"
Bacha: Sir Ji Subha Is Per Billi Muh Maar Gai Thi,
Me Ny Socha Phenk Ker Zaya Q Karen. :-)
Teacher Ny Ghusse Me Dabba Door Phenk Diya.
Bacha: Dabba Q Phenk Diya,
Hum Ny Subha Kheton Me Latreen Kerny Bhi Jana Hota Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Tomorrow Is My Exam
I Am A Great Fan Of Thomas Edison,
Bcoz Of His Quote That,,
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Tomorrow Is My Exam
But I Don't Care...
Bcoz A Single Sheet Of Paper
Cannot Decide My Future.. ;-p :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Oxygen Ko Carbon dioxide Me
Teacher: Oxygen Ko Carbon dioxide Me Kese Convert Karengy??
Pathan: Ek Palate Pakoron Ki Aur
4 Mooli K Parathay Kha Ker So Jany Se
Oxygen Carbon dioxide Me Convert Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-p :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Asad
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7 Billiyan
Master ji (Pappu se): “Agar Me Tumhe 2 Billi
Dun, phir 2 Billi Dun Aur phir 2 Billi Aur Dun
To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi..??
Pappu: Ji 7,
Master: Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se
Suno,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Dun, phir 2 Billi Dun Aur
phir 2 Billi Aur Dun To
Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi.?
Pappu: Master Ji 7
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Master: “Hmm, Acha Me Tumhe
Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Dun, Phir 2 Seb Dun Aur
Phir 2 Seb Aur Du To
Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho
Jayenge.....??
Pappu: “Ji 6 ”
Master Khush Hote Hue: Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar
Main Tumhe 2 Billi Dun,
Phir 2 Billi Dun Aur Phir 2 Billi Aur Dun To
Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya Ho Jayengi......??
Pappu: Abe kitni baar bolu 7.
Master ji (gusse se): Abe kamine, jab seb
6 ho rhe h to billi 7 keSe Ho Jayengi..??
Pappu( rote huye): Kyun ki mere Paas Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai.. :-p :-D
Hahhahaa
By:
Maha Abro
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Pappu why U so late
English Teacher: Pappu why U so late?
Pappu: Sir Meri Car.
Teacher: Talk in English.
Pappu: My car is phassing in Keechad,
No hiling, No duling,
Only po po
karing.. ;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Education Related Song
Education Related Songs:
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SCHOOL: Yeh galiyan yeh
chobara,yahan aana na dobara.
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TUTION: Idhar chala me udhar
chala.
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MATHS Ajib dasta hai ye,
kahan shuru kahan khatam.
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SCIENCE: Aa khushi se khud khusi
karle.
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GEOGRAPHY: Musafir hun me yaro.
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ECONOMICS: Q PAISA paisa karti h.
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A/c: Jor ka jatka hai joro se laga.
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EXAM: Zahrili rate ninde ud jati h.
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RESULT: Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye.
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PASS: Aaj me uper aasma niche.
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FAIL: Jag suna suna lage..
Hahahaha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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