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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection,
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exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also
Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.
Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Chicken Se Hamen Kiya Hasil
Teacher:
Chicken Se Hamen Kiya Hasil Hota Hai??
Pappu:
Gosht Aur Anday.
Teacher: Good,
Sheep Se Hamen Kiya Hasil Hota Hai??
Pappu:
Oon.
Teacher: Very Good,
Aur Aur Bhains Hamen Kiya Deti Hai??
Pappu: Home Work.. ;-)
Teacher Shocked
Pappu Rocked.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Paper Kesa Hua Dear
GF: Aaj Ka Paper Kesa Hua Dear..
Boy: Bohat Hi Acha, Zabardast.
Friend: Kesa Gaya Yaar Paper??
Boy: Abay Saale Bhootni K,
Tujhy Koi Aur Topic Nahi Milta Kiya Baat Kerny K Liye,
Saale Mujhy Kiya Pata Tha K Aaj English Ka Paper Hai,
Me To History Ki "Bootiyan" Bana Ker Le Gaya Tha.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Oxygen
Uncle: Aur beta kya karte ho ajkal?
Me: Scientist hoon uncle
Uncle: Aray wah Kya
karte ho?
Me: Bethe bethe Oxygen ko CO2 me convert karta hn
By:
Ammár_Chán
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Hath Dho Ker Ata Hai
Teacher: Tum Ny Sabaq Yaad Kiya.??
Pathan: Nahi Sir
Teacher: Phir Maar Khany K Liye Tayyar Ho Jao..
Patha: Hum Hath Dho Ker Ata Hai..
Teacher: Wo Kyun??
Pathan: Hamara Baap Kehta Hai K
Kuch Bhi Khany Se Pehly Hath Dho Liya Kero.. ;-)
Hahaahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Test Yaad Kiya
Teacher: Test Yaad Kiya??
Pappu: Nahi Sir,
Pehly Jab Me Yaad Kerny Betha To
Light Chali Gai Phir Me Dubara Is
Liye Nahi Betha K Meri Waja Se
Kahin Phir Light Na Chali Jaye.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Funny Sick Leave Application
Funny Sick Leave Application..
"Modbana Guzarish Hai,
Na Dhoop Hai Na Barish Hai..
Aap Ka Shagird Beemar Hai,
Usay Chutti Darkaar Hai..
Baap Dukandar Hai,
Bukhar 104 Hai..
Yehi Meri Arzi Hai,
Aagay Aap Ki Marzi Hai.." ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Janwaron K Naam
Teacher: In Janwaron K Naam Batao Jo Pani Me Rehty Hen.?
Pathan: Machli
Teacher: Theek Hai Aur..
Pathan: Machli K Ammi Abbu Aur Bhai Behan..
Teacher: Shabaash..
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Abay Le, Teacher Bhi Pathan Nikla.. ;-)
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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