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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Naqal
In Exam Hall..
Larki: Bas Shuru Ka Thora Sa
Bata Do Baki Me Khud Likh Lungi..
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Pappu Ny Idher Udhar Dekha
Aur Aahista Se Bola:
"The.." :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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NEWTON’S LAW OF LOVE
Teacher: NEWTON Ka Koi Sa Bhi Ek "Law" Sunao..
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Pappu: OK,
This IS "NEWTON’S LAW OF LOVE.."
This Is Universal Law..
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Love can neither be Created
Nor Be Destroyed,
Only it can Transfer
from One GF to Another GF
With Some Loss of Money.. :-D :-)
Hahahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Pappu K Exam Me Ek Question
Pappu K Exam Me Ek Question Aya..
"(x) ne Shadi ki (z) se,
(z) ki Age (x) se Double Hai..
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Phir (x) ne (z) ko Chhor ker
(y) se Shadi Ki,
(y) ki Age (x) ki Age se Aadhi Hai..
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Ab Bataen (x) ki Age Kiya Hogi..??
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Pappu Replied:
"I don’t know the Answer,
But (x) is Surely
"SAIF ALI KHAN" ;-p :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Bas Yehi Log
Anil Ambani= 12th Pass..!
Sachin Tendulkar= 10th pass..!
Einstein= Failed 12 times in a class..!!
Edission= I never worried for Exam,
Bcoz One exam sheet can’t decide my future..!
Harbhajan singh= 8th pass..!!
M.s dhoni= Failed two times in b.com..!!
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Bas Yehi Wo log hen jo Mujhe
Padhne se Rokte hen..
Warna Me bhi top karta..! :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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COFFEE
CHEMISTRY Teacher:
What happens when Carbon
Monoxide reacts with 2
Molecules Of Iron.?
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Student: COFFEE
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Teacher: HOW ??
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Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-)
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Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kiya Pakra Hua Hai
Class me Pappu Apne 2no Hath
Tangon k Drmiyan Band kr K Bola:
"Miss Me ne Kiya Pakra Hua Hy?
Miss:
Shut up, Sit down U Idiot.
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Pappu: Hath Khol k Miss Ye to Ruber Hai.
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Next day..
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Pappu: Miss Me Ny Hath Me Kiya Pakra Hua Hai??
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Miss Muskurate Huwe:
"Ruber Hai."
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Pappu: No Miss,
Aaj Wo Hai jo Aap ne Kal Samjha Tha. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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