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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Sun Or Moon
Teacher:
Pehly Kiya Ata Hai.
Sun Or Moon..?
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Student: Pehly Moon
Us K Baad Sun.
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Teacher: Wo Kese..?
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Student: O Chhaddo Master Ji,
Tenu Ye e Nai Pata,
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Son Comes Only After Honeymoon. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai
Film Mohabbaten In ENGINEERING Version..
1 Student tha Deewana sa,
1 Subject pe wo Marta tha,
Books utha kar Chasma lagakar,
Library se guzra krta tha,
Kuch Padhna tha shayad usko,
Jane Kisse darta tha,
jab bhi Milta tha Mujhse,
Yehi Pucha krta tha ,
Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
Aur Me bas ye Keh pata tha,
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KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KESE KAHUN ME O YAARA
YE PASS AISE HI HOTA HAI. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Failure Don
Don ka Intezar To
Sarey Colleges ki Ladkiyan kr rhi hen,
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Magar Don ka Aana
Mushkil Hi Nhi
Namunkin Bhi Hai,
Kyunki DON
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Matric me Fail Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D
Hhahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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2 Matlab
Sir: Dunya Me Her Baat K 2 Matlab Nikalty Hen..
Girl: Sir Nikaal K Dikhaye.
Sir: Chup Ho Jao. Tumhari Baat K Bhi 2 Matlab Nikalty Hen.. :-D :-0
Hahhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ghusal K Faraaiz
Islamiyat Teacher:
Ghusal K Faraaiz Kitny Hoty Hen??
Pappu: 4
Islamiyat Teacher:
Shabash, Naam Batao.
Pappu:
Balti, Magga, Sabun Aur Pani.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Good Engineers
Teacher:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
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Pappu:
Smooth roads never make good Drivers,
Clear sky never makes good Pilots
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Isi Tarha
Ek Dafa Me Hi Tamam Subjects Pass Kerny Wala
Kabhi Bhi Good Engineer Nahi Ban Sakta.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Senior Aur Junior
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ?
Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho
Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur
Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai
Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Meeday Ki Maa
Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..
Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??
Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.
Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..
Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??
Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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