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7 Billiyan



Master ji (Pappu se): “Agar Me Tumhe 2 Billi
Dun, phir 2 Billi Dun Aur phir 2 Billi Aur Dun
To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi..??

Pappu: Ji 7,
Master: Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se
Suno,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Dun, phir 2 Billi Dun Aur
phir 2 Billi Aur Dun To
Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi.?
Pappu: Master Ji 7
.
Master: “Hmm, Acha Me Tumhe
Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Dun, Phir 2 Seb Dun Aur
Phir 2 Seb Aur Du To
Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho
Jayenge.....??
Pappu: “Ji 6 ”

Master Khush Hote Hue: Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar
Main Tumhe 2 Billi Dun,
Phir 2 Billi Dun Aur Phir 2 Billi Aur Dun To
Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya Ho Jayengi......?? ­

Pappu: Abe kitni baar bolu 7.

Master ji (gusse se): Abe kamine, jab seb
6 ho rhe h to billi 7 keSe Ho Jayengi..??

Pappu( rote huye): Kyun ki mere Paas Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai.. :-p :-D

Hahhahaa



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